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Bank reverses decision to replace 45 customer service staff with AI chatbot

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Re: It’s unclear if the AI failed to perform as hoped, or...

It's usually:

"NO NOT THE F**KING FIRST ONE! I'VE ALREADY DONE THE FIRST ONE!"

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Re: It’s unclear if the AI failed to perform as hoped, or...

I don't mind being told to Press 1, when the alternative is a fucking robot telling me to say verbally what I want - and never getting it right.

Just give me the damn buttons.

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

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Re: Fun at the DTI

You sure your contact was annoyed at you coming back unaccompanied, or just the fact you came back?

Google tries to trump iPhone launch with AI-powered Pixel 10 range

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Re: Google copying Apple

I have a second hand iPhone XR. I have had it for about 3 years now. Battery is knackered, the back of it is smashed (somehow smashed while being in a cover, who knew). I need a new phone.

What phone am I going to buy? I'd buy another iPhone. Then I saw the price and thought - no. Fuck that.

So I'm going to get a Fairphone 6 instead. At least there's a promise of:

1) A de-googled experience

2) Modular so I can change the battery

3) No glass back.

Apple rushes out fix for active zero-day in iOS and macOS

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Ahhhh so that was the update that took my Mac 2 hours to do this morning.

I say 2 hours. I started it, had to go for an appointment, when I got back it hadn't moved even though it looked finished. Restarted it and it worked. I think.

The UK Online Safety Act is about censorship, not safety

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Re: "adult content providers"

They ask you to prove your ID when you've won money.

So you can sign up today, load £20 in to an account, spunk it on Man Utd to win the World Cup in Thailand. If they don't win, they don't care. You can put more money in. But if you win money, they won't pay out until you provide some sort of verification.

Happy to be wrong on that, but the last time I signed up that's how it worked.

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Re: "adult content providers"

You're quite right, Adult content is more than porn.

So how come I can go to William Hill, Ladbrokes, PaddyPower etc, and not be asked to do the ID verification thing?

Because there's nothing to censor about the winner of the last race at Kempton.

Latest Windows 11 insider builds hide secret File Explorer dark mode

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Ahhhh fond memories! The picture looks even better than what I remember in my head!

Have a pint of bleach.

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I could change the entire Windows UI in Windows 3.1 to Hot Dog Stand. Everything would be colour co-ordinated. There was a high contrast "skin" too. You know, various things. Even in Windows 95/98 you could do the same.

So why now, with Windows 11, is this considered a new feature? Behave yourself, it's just taken you 30 years to implement what you already had!

US spy chief claims UK backed down over Apple backdoor demand

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Re: Or not

We are in a very different political, technological, and world climate today than we were 10 years ago.

Don't assume nothing changes.

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Maybe the US government have all the access they need to Apple's data, without the pesky UK Government trying to break in.

Just a thought.

Commodore Amiga turns 40, headlines UK exhibition

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I am surprised that a place like that doesn't have a CD32, yet they have surplus of things like the PET which they sold the other week.

All of these "YouToobers" who paint themselves as historians or vanguards for the retro gaming scene - why are you hoarding a CD32 in your flat when it could be somewhere for others to enjoy?

From PAYE to P45: HMRC staff fired for prying into taxpayer data

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"Managers have blamed the rise of home working for the jump in incidents. Since the pandemic, staff have been more likely to blur the lines between official data and personal devices."

So that is a failure of:

1) IT Policy

2) Staff Management

3) HR

That has nothing to do with the concept of working from home. I don't know a company who give staff permission, or even the ability, to access work items from a personal device.

What's more, if we remember back to M&S in April, they felt it was fine to tell their staff to use personal devices to do work when they had no real idea how widespread their hack was.

I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here, but IT has never been the problem. Piss poor management and HR have always been the issue, and the one issue that is never ever tackled.

No more Blocktoberfest? German court throws book at ad blockers

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Re: Envelopes

They do have a very distinctive aroma.

To some it smells like money, to others it smells of "we're going to get shafted".

The plan for Linux after Torvalds has a kernel of truth: There isn’t one

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TITSUP?

Don't you mean: Total Inability To Speak Usual Profanities?

Some users report their Firefox browser is scoffing CPU power

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Well that's going to be me removing and preventing Firefox from being installed on the work machines this week.

Thanks Mozilla.

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What has Clippy done to be compared to AI?

Ebuyer website bought by Fraser Group plc

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Re: Sad times

That's the same sort of argument people have regarding Wetherspoons. People argue that if it weren't for Wetherspoons the high streets would be devoid of pubs. Ignoring of course how they (or at least used to) haggle with various breweries and buy their beer right up to the end of the use by date for cheap which ended up in the pubs, which means the other pubs can't compete on price. Plus Wetherspoons would often set up shop in old banks which were/are nice old buildings, so again there is that argument they're keeping the fabric of the high street too.

And while it's true, like Frazier Group, it's one of those truths that is no less wrong or sad.

You've got drought: UK gov suggests you save water by deleting old emails

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I bet they asked ChatGPT about the ways to save water and it gave them that.

Just take back the water utilities from the private companies and fix the fucking leaks. Job jobbed. Pricks.

Wikimedia Foundation loses first court battle to swerve Online Safety Act regulation

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FakeEnvelope.

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Funny that I need to prove who I am to view PornHub and WikiPedia, but William Hill aren't bothered? I said this on Facebook too and realised that's not asked me for anything either, and that's where most of this bullshit emanates from.

I guess PornHub and Wikipedia don't give these bastards big enough brown envelopes.

Debian 13 'Trixie' arrives: x86-32 and MIPS out, RISC-V in

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DebianJr

This looks like a wonderful thing to have more effort put in to!

Genuinely - won't somebody think of the children!?

Trump does a 180 on Intel chief following White House meeting

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Re: "It isn't known what the Intel chief said to change Trump's mind,"...

"I have a copy of Obama's birth video... oh no would you look at that? Isn't that you with Epstein? Would be a real shame if this somehow made it to YouTube..."

UK.gov's nuclear strategy is 'slow, inefficient, and costly'

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Behave yourself, seriously.

The whole reason HS2's budget ballooned like it did was all the subcontractors adding 10/20% on to the price knowing it's Government work and it'd be paid. Subsequently then sub contracting that work out to others who did the same 10/20%.

That's how the building game works, especially with infrastructure.

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Never under estimate the free market in action and the power of the sub contractor!

Hanging up: AOL to pull the plug on its dial-up service after 36 years

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Re: CD mountain.

And every film that was advertised would have "AOL Keyword: film" on it too.

OpenAI's GPT-5 is here with up to 80% fewer hallucinations

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I asked it "How many R's are in 'Strawberry'?".

It answered..... 3.

We're fucked.

UK retail giant M&S restores Click & Collect months after cyber attack, some services still down

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Joke

Worth remembering today that in 2018 M&S outsourced all of their IT to Tata with the aim of saving £30 million a year.

Money well saved isn't it?

Nvidia and AMD reportedly chipping in to Washington’s coffers with 15 percent fee for China sales

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Re: Except...

It's amazing how this amazing deal maker can open a casino in Las Vegas and lose money on it.

Amazing deal maker. Best. Bigly.

UK proxy traffic surges as users consider VPN alternatives amid Online Safety Act

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Re: Brirewall?

Keep it simple.

Hedgerow. Where all the porn is found anyway.

Mexit, not Brexit, is the new priority for the UK

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Re: Simple options

I work with a lad who had a God/Saviour complex. He's never wrong, he's always right, he knows best. Except he is hardly ever right, and his own prejudices stop him from looking at the problem correctly.

A month or two ago we get an email forwarded to us by our gaffer, and the email is from a Microsoft representative who is our "account manager". They wanted to set up a call to discuss our needs and wants and blah blah fucking blah. It's a sales call. It's a sales pitch. The fucker is just interested in sales, I'm already busy so I immediately say no to this meeting. Except I get pushed in to it by the gaffer along with my colleague because they feel it might be good. I know it won't be, but the lad I work with is eager to point out "This is our account manager at Microsoft so they will know whats best for us". I tell them both that the email reeks of a sales pitch and that is all it will be, because we've never had to deal direct with Microsoft so how could we really have an account manager with them?

I'm overruled.

I'm not 5 minutes in to this meeting and all of what I thought it would be was true. The representative had no real technical background other than what Microsoft has told her to sell. My colleague is going off on mad tangents asking her things she has no idea about because for every question he asks she says "I don't know personally but I will pass this on to the X expert/lead of that department and we can arrange another call to discuss that in detail".

The call, in essence, was trying to get us to shift our licenses to E5. Which is prohibitively expensive for what it provides. There was nothing of value to the call which didn't surprise me at all. When the call finished I went on a call with my colleague and he was so disappointed. He genuinely thought it would be useful and could now see - after the 45 minutes call - exactly what I told him it would be.

I can see though how bigger/larger corporations would fall in to this trap because the representative of the company either isn't cynical enough, knowledgeable enough, or has a true grasp of their own limitations to know they don't have the full picture, they aren't going to be in a position to question everything the seller is saying. They take them on face value, agree to everything, then cannot understand how the picture perfect postcard world Micro$oft offered hasn't materialised.

Trump calls for Intel CEO's head over alleged China links

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The Mango Mussolini will do anything, ANYTHING, but release those Epstein files.

LG ordered to pay £150k after phone defect caused Scotland house fire

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Joke

LG

Lights (up) Good.

Trump teases ‘approximately’ 100 percent tariff for imported semiconductors

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Hi, I'm Donald Trump

Welcome to Jackass.

*guitar strums*

Birmingham City Council's £131M Oracle rebuild in danger as go-live nears

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Re: F.A.O Lindsay Clark

That is what the bin strike is stemming from. If the bin workers don't take the pay cut then the council has to pay out more over equal pay. Totally wrong on the part of the council.

As for how much money the women got, can't say. My mother was a dinner lady so got a pay out, a friend of mine's mother also got a massive pay out (£75k) which she promptly squandered buying a pub she couldn't run. My mom lost her job shortly after the pay out over council cuts stemming from the pay out.

The council is far too big to be efficient. It needs to be broken up.

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F.A.O Lindsay Clark

For my mind your reporting on this is has been brilliant and possibly the only person holding these bastards to account.

In the wash up, and it will be sorted one day, I really hope you condense your reporting in to some sort of book. I'd buy one and read it cover to cover, because it really boils my piss that the council have done this, and really the corruption (which has occurred here) is so blatant that it's a wonder the story isn't more national than it should be. It may not be to the extremes of the Post Office scandal, but the absolute shithousery that has been allowed to carry on and the impact that has had on the people of Birmingham really ought to be brought out in to the light.

Honestly thank you for what you've been writing. Have a picture of a beer.

Make Redmond angry by setting up Windows 11 with a local account

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Re: No workaround needed for Windows 11 Pro

I'm not sure this is 100% true with the latest version of Windows 11 Pro. I distinctly remember installing this on a laptop and wanting to create a local account but I couldn't without using one of the workarounds listed in the article. What you mentioned wasn't available.

Is it possible that your method works on an older installation of Windows 11 Pro which would then get upgraded/updated post-install?

Atlassian's Trello redesign may be 'worst in tech history' say frustrated users

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Calm the fuck down.

People love changing things for the sake of change, but people love moaning for the sake of moaning too.

We're human. We're meant to adapt to change. We may not like it, but we adapt and we move on. If we didn't we wouldn't be here. We'd be using Trello on a cave wall somewhere.

Millions of age checks performed as UK Online Safety Act gets rolling

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Re: Reform will get in and abolish this leakfest.

Who are you referring to here? As I can't work out which one you're talking about. They're all the same.

Wasp nest at US nuclear site tests ten times over safe radiation limit

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Wasps are bastards at the best of times, but now you want to make them nuclear?

Picnics are going to be ruined by this. RUINED!

Banning VPNs to protect kids? Good luck with that

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Re: Labour grandeur

I fucking hate the internet sometimes, especially when it comes to this.

It was a Tory idea, and it's mostly a Tory bill. Labour rubber stamped it.

Fuck you for making me stick up for Sir Kid Starver.

Users left scrambling for a plan B as Dropbox drops Dropbox Passwords

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And for $10 a year you can get OTP generation too.

I use Bitwarden personally but have to use 1Password at work. 1Password is alright but Bitwarden is so much better.

UK VPN demand soars after debut of Online Safety Act

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Re: Weekend Boredom

Yeah the whole Maggie Thatcher role play thing is a bit weird, but oddly not unexpected.

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It is such a fucking silly system.

The government has mandated these checks take place. Fine. But who does the checks? A Government system? No. Just another third party at a time when hacks etc are increasing. So I'm meant to trust a 3rd party based in America with my driving license?

Well, more fool them. I've trusted them with a photo of a driving license you can get from Google Images. And it worked. So, y'know, whoever put that photo up on the internet is going to have a bad time when YOTI (and the others) are eventually hacked.

UK needs to pick up handsets for troubled Emergency Services Network project

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Re: Government tech in a nutshell.

Think it's more to do with that bus promising £350 million a day to the NHS is what made Britain a 3rd world country.

Imagine being conned by a bus.

Firefox 141 relieves chronic Linux pain in the neck

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Re: Disable AI bullshit

Worth it.

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Re: Disable AI bullshit

Find better extensions.

Job jobbed from dropped jobby.

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Re: Disable AI bullshit

Install LibreWolf.

Job jobbed.

Copilot Vision on Windows 11 sends data to Microsoft servers

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"This is Microsoft basically hoovering up data so they can blackmail future politicians and presidents into doing whatever Microsoft wants."

Wouldn't it be easier for them to just buy an island and fly them out there?

And now for our annual ‘Tape is still not dead’ update

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Re: The whole point of backups...

I think personally the threat of ransomware is what is keeping tape back ups going, for now.

Anecdotally at least, companies who use tape back ups tend to come back from the brink after a ransomware attack a lot quicker than companies who don't use it.