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Posts by wolfetone
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Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you
VW Dieselgate engineer sings like a canary: Entire design team was in on it – not just a few bad apples, allegedly
Re: Not true
"I got a very specific email from Ford confirming that their cars meet all required environmental standards."
Volkswagen said the same thing. They all meet required standards UNTIL they get caught. The UK Government did some tests and they found all of the cars they tested were miles out of their stated emissions. BMW, amazingly, were closest to the mark. The Peugeot 30008 was over 10 times the stated number.
No manufacturer will come out and say they're not up to it, because I don't think they know if they are up to it or not. That said, Renault have eluded to the fact they're going to stop producing diesel engines due to complexities getting the engines to meet emissions. So I think that, in itself, is quite telling.
The next Bond – Basildon or Bass-Ass? YOU decide
Edward Snowden's 40 days in a Russian airport – by the woman who helped him escape
It's interesting to read the second page regarding Miranda and his detainment under the Terrorism Act, especially after last week when Liz Truss (which is ye olde English for "Village Idiot") stated they would be getting rid of the European Bill of Human Rights and establishing a British version - exactly what that would entail she never said. While the authorities said that no rules were broken when detaining him, it did infringe on his human rights under the European bill. But it's as clear as the light on the screen I am using that he was taken in to questioning because of the Snowden revelations and the fact his partner documented it all via The Guardian. I also recall their computers being seized under the same Terrorism Act? I think when you remember this case, which I had forgotten about, it's a bit clearer to what this Government wants to achieve with the British Bill of Human Rights. Every one has a right, unless of course we think you've been naughty.
But how does one defend their innocence, under a system of "innocent until proven guilty", without the right to a lawyer or lengthy detention without a court appearance? Readers of The Daily Fail and The S*n, possibily The Torygraph too, won't think like this. But if I come back in to the country after reading a Wikileaks article regarding the Snowden revelations, am I a terrorist or someone who is researching terrorism? Likewise am I more liable to be detained coming from Ireland (for example) because I bought a balaclava in Cork because I want to keep my face warm when riding a Motorbike, because I bought terrorist material? I know the latter is unlikely and it's conjecture, but it's a serious question to ask when the partner of a journalist is detained purely on the basis of what their partner has done has questioned the Government's tactics. Where does the line start and end?
The Government in the UK, the USA, et al are legalising the illegal. They are elected representatives, who we have chosen to represent us and do what's right for us. However, powers like this errode that trust to a point where, unless there's an election every 5 years, how can we hold our MP's to account? These are dangerous days, not for our safety but for our liberty. For the last 15 years this freedom has been curtailed. Not by terrorists, but by countless governments who have sought to "protect" the public from "terrorists", who are they allowing custodians of the law to hold innocent members of the public to account through sheer Government embarrassment? We know all too well that encryption, aparently, helps terrorists - even though it's documented that Al Qaeda tell their members to take the batteries out of their phones and leave them miles apart before attending meeting places.
So who's helping who protecting who from what? Because the older I get, the less I believe there is some big nasty man in a beard wanting to blow me up. Rather some older gentleman in a suit wants to know what I'm doing, a la 1984.
'Oi! El Reg! Stop pretending Microsoft has a BSOD monopoly!'
US Marine Corps to fly F-35s from HMS Queen Lizzie as UK won't have enough jets
You could say that someone at the MoD watched Pearl Harbour and thought the American did such a wonderful job flying a spitfire, that they should definately fly their own planes on UK ships. Because, obviously, they would be even better in their own whips.
However, you could also say that this is another stepping stone to the "One World Army" that David Icke preaches about.
Me? Well I just think it's a clusterfuck of a situation where the plane isn't fit for purpose, too expensive, and should've been euthanised long ago. But what do I know? I'm just a tax payer.
Florida Man's prized jeep cremated by exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7
Re: I only know because I read the reg
@ Paul 25
I understand, but in the UK at least it was on the news outlets. My girlfriend, who isn't interested in tech at all, even said "Oh my God did you hear about the exploding Samsung phones???". Suppose that'll be his argument, that he didn't know, and it'll be up to Samsung then to prove they did everything they could to promote the recall.
It's widely known that Samsung have recalled the phone for this very reason. You all saw the photos of what would happen to the phone, and if it's serious enough for a recall to be made then it's serious enough to stop using the phone and give it to Samsung as soon as possible.
But this guy continued to use it after the recall, then cried that it burnt his car out?
Is there paper in the printer? Yes and it's so neatly wrapped!
Apple: Crisis? What innovation crisis? BTW, you like our toothbrush?
Public masturbation not a crime declares Italy’s top court
Nest offers its thermostat in three new pretty colors!
Re: Fuck that
Agreed, although for a different reason.
If you can look at your home via Nest, someone else can too. I don't trust that Google/Nest will secure the devices that well against people who will break in to these devices. At the end of the day, no device is safe. So it's reasonable to believe that it's more likely someone will hack these rather than not.
So, no Nest. No. I'm not having your Big Brother shit in my house.
Tesla driver dies after Model S hits tree
Star Trek film theory: 50 years, 13 films, odds good, evens bad? Horta puckey!
I have a fear I am in the minority here, but I think Star Trek peaked with The Next Generation. I couldn't relate to Kirk and the original Star Trek films - I apologise if that offends anyone - but I much prefer the 1990's Star Trek takes to whatever went before or after it.
This goes for the new Star Trek films too, I can't get in to them. And when a Star Trek film is advertised as having a song from Rhianna in it, you have a feeling that the film isn't meant for you. Rather its meant for the yoof who have short attention spans yet are adamant vinyl is the best music medium yet spend all their time listening to Spotify, think all photos should look vintage yet take all their photos with Instagram.
You get the idea.
Linus Torvalds won't apply 'sh*t-for-brains stupid patch'
He's right. Again.
Some people will be offended by his bluntness, but stop for a moment to consider how offended he is by a developer trying to push a bad idea in to the kernel.
He is doing what Microsoft should've done with Windows years ago and prevent hack jobs from entering in to the code, which are then built upon in later updates, which then can't be removed without massive re-writes to all of the code that relies on it.
Sick of Southern Rail? There's a crowdfunding site for that
UK Labour man Owen Smith: If you wanna be a leader, you gotta stop with that lens
Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good
It's time for humanity to embrace SEX ROBOTS. For, uh, science, of course
Prostitution doesn't damage society. Society puts these men and women in danger by forcing them to work on the streets, alone, and without any sort of protection. People want sex, people need money and are willing to provide that service. That hasn't, and will not, change. Yet we still remove protections for these workers because we don't agree with their line of work? Already my feelings towards this "professor" are already poor.
The fact remains, however, that the human imagination will always come up with ruder and cruder methods to get ones rocks off. Take the McChicken-lovin' man, I can bet you any money there are men - regardless of age - who have considered what it felt like or have went out and bought one to have a go with. What are we meant to do now? Ban McChicken burgers from being sold because someone used one for a wank?
Bruce Springsteen, in "Johnny 99", got it absolutely right:
"Well your honor I do believe I'd be better off dead
So if you can take a man's life for the thoughts that's in his head"
The human imagination, the thoughts, the wants etc, will always exceed the boundaries that can ever be thought of by another human.
Lose a satellite? Us? China silent on fate of Gaofen civilian/spy sat
'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'
Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite
That Public Health study? No, it didn't say 'don't do chemo'
I know when my Dad finished his Chemotherapy he told me he'd never go through it again. It does take a lot out of the patient, especially if they're not very strong as a result of other illnesses (like my old man). It made me think a lot what I'd do in a similar situation, but then when Steve Jobs and Robin Gibb both died from cancer after refusing this conventional treatment in favour of "alternatives", it reaffirmed to me that we have these techniques from hundreds of years of trying other things and them failing.
So yes, Chemo may kill you to kill the cancer but it's surely better to do that than rather die of cancer completely?
Transmission hijacked to broadcast Mac malware
Got to dash out for some rubber johnnies? Amazon has a button for that
"I'm a bit confused. Your comment about being "easily gay". Are you sure you should be getting married in that case?"
Well I was pointing out that she judged on my looks alone that I must be having sex with a girl and not a guy. Why couldn't I be straight looking and gay? Or I could've been very camp looking but straight? You know, like Matthew Kelly?
"If your Best Man knows - it's just right for his speech."
I don't think he does, but if he did he wouldn't use it either as we have to invite the priest to the party after the wedding, and there'd be a lot of old Irish women either drowning us in holy water or assaulting us with their hand bags.
I remember when the girlfriend and I first got down to the rumpy pumpy stage of our relationship. We were on a night out for her birthday, we got back to her student digs and we went through the motions and realised that we had none of Durex's finest. So I told her to hang on, and I ran down the road to the local petrol station/Tesco. Searched high and low for the goods, only to notice they were behind the counter. Slightly out of breath, I asked the woman behind the counter for a pack of condoms.
She then asks me which ones. I don't know about you, but when you're on a promise, you've ran/sprinted half a mile to get to a shop only to spend a further 10 minutes looking in the shop for them, you're really past caring what you get. I just said originals, she scans them, I hand over my bank card when she tells me the machine is broken. So I dash out of the shop to the ATM, it's out of order. I then run 200/300 yards to the nearest bank, get £20 out because they had ran out of £10's, run back to Tesco - out of breath - hand over my £20, she tells me "You'll be no good to her if you're this out of breath!". A brave statement I thought, as she took her time counting the change, as I could've very easily been gay.
Anyway, off I run back to her digs, which just so happens to be uphill. I had wondered why the run to the Tesco was so easy, now I knew why. Get to her front door, I try to open the door with the keys she gave me. No good, her flatmate had come home and locked the door. So I'm knocking on the door, loudly enough for them to hear me but not too loud as to make it sound like I'm trying to break in. I say through the door "Can you let me in? It's **INSERT MY NAME HERE**". Her flat mate opens it, apologies, I say it's fine and I dart off upstairs.
Where the girlfriend is now fast asleep.
And the above story is all true, and I would so love to recall it when we get married next year, but neither of our parents or family would appreciate it. But imagine if you're in a position where your family would howl with laughter at the above story, and you used an Amazon Dash button to get your party balloons? You're just making your dull life that little bit more duller.
Fin.
UK nuke warhead builders shift IT gear into public cloud
FBI Director wants 'adult conversation' about backdooring encryption
Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses
Blink and you missed it: Asteroid came within 90,000 km, only one sky-watcher saw it
Waze to go, Google: New dial-a-ride Uber, Lyft rival 'won't vet drivers'... What could go wrong?
"Nobody said it never happened or doesn't exist, but point out a very valid statement that a very large proportion of the population with a stranger in their car, their first choice is not to drug rape and murder them."
I know what was said, but it's irresponsible to think it won't happen. If they're not vetted then it allows it to happen, the chance of it occuring is increased because it's an easier route for them to get themselves in to that sort of situation.
"An why the fuck would kids be using this ???"
The yoof are lazy. If they can get an app, get a taxi and go home without waiting for a bus don't you think they're going to use it?
Right, because those sorts of people don't put themselves in situations where they are enabled to perpetrate these crimes/their desires?
All those Preists and Teachers must have just mistakenly molested the children in their care for decades then.
I won't go in to the elephant in the room regarding a certain youth charity in the UK who has a problem with men such as described above preying on the young and getting themselves in to situations where they can do their worst. And I know this happens, I sat in on the child protection meeting.
Missing Milky Way mass blown away by bingeing supermassive black hole
Dropbox: Leaked DB of 68 million account passwords is real
Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there
Re: 2008?
"He's basing the costs of laying fibre on an eight-year-old report? And no-doubt the costings for running HS2 based on the likely cost of coal for the locomotives."
So what else could he do?
"The laying of deploying next-generation fibre-optic infrastructure might cost around £13bn, but we're not too sure what that will be when we get in because the only report in to it dates from 2008, you're just going to have to take my word for it that it won't cost too much money".
80% coverage in terms of mains water or electricity, health etc would be very poor as at the moment it's nearer 100%. Yes health services are in decline in rural areas but is that Corbyn's fault? There has been no investment in the NHS since the ConDem government and even less so now with many NHS services actually facing cuts. It's not as if the NHS is a frivalous expense that we could do without, although most Tory MP's would disagree with that, saying their mates private health care system is better. But, what they don't think about (or choose to ignore) is that cancer, heart disease, broken bones etc don't discriminate. You could be poor and contract lung cancer, or you could be rich and suffer a major heart attack. How it's considered normal or justified to say to someone the level of care they can expect goes hand in hand with what they can afford is evil really. But that's a discussion for another day.
Anyway, at the moment, 53% of the UK is covered by LTE/4G. So yes, in this respect 80% is a great figured compared to what's gone before it. And it's also fair to expect someone living 15 miles outside of Chester could get the level of service those in London get. Money is the issue with all of this, but we've seen what austerity and no investment in to public services has done, and we've seen what investment in our infrastructure did to our economy in the years after WW2.
Ultimately money is going to dictate what can be done. But like what Tony Benn (RIP) said, we can find the money to go to war at the drop of a hat, but why can't we find the money to employ more nurses?