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Samsung: And for my next trick – exploding WASHING MACHINES

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Re: Eeek!

Unless you own a Hotpoint/Whirlpool/Indesit dryer, then you might have to worry about it getting a bit too warm.

Analyst: iPhone 7 points to price jump

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Re: @DougS

But where are the iPhone innovations?

Removal of a headphone jack isn't an innovation.

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@DougS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NEW SHINEY THING!!!!!!!!

Get lost.

- Wireless charging first appeared on the Nokia Lumia platform.

- Customiseable keyboard? Android did that first.

- QuickType? BlackBerry did that first.

- Backing up photos to the cloud automatically with iCloud? Have you heard of Google+/Google Drive?

- Picture in a picture? Ah, wrong again that was a Samsung innovation

The fact is, as I said, anyone who dislikes Apple knows the truth: They don't innovate. But the fanbois, such as yourself, don't believe in a world outside of Apple. So anything that happens inside Apple is a new, brave, wonderful thing!

Remember when the iPhones came out and for a good, long, while you couldn't cut/copy/paste text? But you could on even the most basic Nokia's? Yeah mate, great innovation that.

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The iPhone 6 has been out for 2 years, and you point out the one quarter where they outsold Samsung as a good thing? 1 quarter out of 8?

Apple haters are gonna hate, but at least they're realistic about it. Where as Apple fanbois "OOOOOOOOO NEW SHINEY!!!"

ZX Spectrum Vega+ will ship on time, developer claims amid doubts

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A Spectrum? Being released on time?

Where have we heard this before?

Smartphone lost on QANTAS 'began hissing, emitting smoke and making orange glow'

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Re: Is it just me

"Is it just me or does this only happen with business class seats?"

I wouldn't know, I can't afford anything above cattle class.

Argos tech team updates iOS app with helpful info on 'eleventy-billion toilet seats'

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Fair Play

The guardian of the laminated book of dreams that catch the tears of joy have a sense of humour, and I'm glad that those of you who don't like looking through the laminated book of dreams or having a physical laminated book to catch your tears of joy have had a chance to experience it.

Eric Raymond revisits his biggest mistake, updates 'Pilot' language after 20 years

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I know, but the one in Barcelona will have taken 144 years by the time it's supposed to be completed in 2026

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"That's enough time to build a Cathedral, never mind a patch"

Not if you're in Barcelona mate.

Lily Cole: You'd hate me more if Impossible.com were a success

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I'm sure if I knew who she was, or cared more about her, I could possibly dislike her more. However, I don't know who she is, I don't care about her, so there is no value out of disliking her.

BBC to demand logins for iPlayer in early 2017

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Re: and how will they verify details?

I hope the BBC watches me telling it to fuck off.

Sinclair fans rejoice: ZX Spectrum Vega+ to launch October 20

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Trollface

"Where do I fit the poke box?"

Around the back as usual. However, the hole might be a bit smaller than what you may be used to on this model.

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I thought Sir Clive of Sinclair only gave his "blessing" to the project, and had no direct involvement in it?

Narcissist Heidi Powell wants her dot-com and she wants it now, now, NOW!

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Holmes

Re: Ohhhhh

Is it the other Heidi Powell then? The one with the family in the Austrian hills?

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Ohhhhh

THAT Heidi Powell. Sorry, I got her confused with Heidi Powell.

Brexit at the next junction: Verity's guide to key post-vote skills

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Re: The past was not always so good

It is funny how an older English gentleman will bemoan the system of measurement created by an even older English gentleman because he believes Johnny Foreigner invented it.

High rear end winds cause F-35A ground engine fire

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Joke

Somewhere in Russia, several people have been hospitalised due to prolonged bouts of laughter. The cause has yet to be officially determined, but sources say the victims had this article open on their computers and mobiles.

If we can't fix this printer tonight, the bank's core app will stop working

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Disappointment

I thought the fact he got shot of his wife was the happy ending?

Korean cargo line bailout saves Christmas for tech companies

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Unhappy

It'll keep them going until Christmas, but after that I think it's goodbye to Hanjin. It won't survive, not after what's happened to it in that industry.

Half! a! billion! Yahoo! email! accounts! raided! by! 'state! hackers!'

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In fairness to Yahoo!, I don't think they really thought they'd be around in 2 years time.

However, why is it state sponsored? Where's the evidence? More than likely it'll be Russia, or Russia will be blamed.

‘Penultimate’ BlackBerry seen on 'do not publish' page as fire sale begins

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Headmaster

"Grammar is a bitch when you're drunk too. :)"

It's a fair cop.

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Gravity's a bitch when your drunk isn't it?

BT Openreach boss wants you to know that deep down, they care

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I want BT Openreach to know that deep down, we know they're full of shit.

Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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Re: VM Television is fairly pants

The mother-in-law-to-be has Virgin, and has the TiVo box. I don't understand how they could put this in to the home of people? It's slow to load the guides, it's hard to navigate the listings. It's just an awful, awful experience. Then you get the whole "There's been an unexpected problem with this channel".

I have, reluctantly, signed up to BT Infinity as they were a few quid cheaper than Virgin for the same service. The internet is good, it hasn't gone down in the 9 months I've had it. But the YouView box is actually really nice. It's easy to use, responsive, it's everything that the Virgin TiVo isn't. Plus it's handy that the extra channels I pay £10 a month for are sent via the internet, meaning I can plug in a YouView box upstairs and watch the same channels at no extra monthly cost.

Microsoft deletes Windows 10 nagware from Windows 7 and 8

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Re: our humble family.

"The humility always shines through whenever the penguins are posting!"

Hmm, you're either one of those poor souls who have been nagged to death by Micro$oft, or one of those souls languishing in a fruity walled garden environment that requires you to pay £1,000+ for a new computer ever 2 years.

Do you need a hug? x

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Re: Too little, too late

As a penguinista, let me welcome you to our humble family.

Apple wants to buy Formula 1 car firm McLaren – report

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Re: Damn

Vauxhall made good cars? When?

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There is absolutely no chance that Ron Dennis, who started in the team as a tea boy, would let this happen. And Apple are going to struggle with this reality, of a company who actually says "NO" to them.

She cannae take it, Captain Kirk! USS Zumwalt breaks down

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iPhone Case?

Surely it looks like a very weird and specialist sex toy?

What says Internet of Things better than a Bluetooth-controlled smart candle?

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Imagine the designer trying to spin that as a great achievement in his next interview.

"What's your biggest achivement in your career?"

"I designed a bluetooth controlled candle."

"Why?"

*shrugs shoulders* "Because I could".

Hackers hijack Tesla Model S from afar, while the cars are moving

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I know that time will come, but the diesels will be banned long before an 18 year old petrol car will be.

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Re: you do realize...

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Pepperidge Farm also remembers the hate for the GM/Vauxhall/Opel Ampera, how it kept catching fire. Tesla fanbois will like to think that El Reg is hating on Elon, but it really isn't. It's just telling the truth.

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You know what can't be hacked? Can't catch fire due to faulty Lithium Ion/Polymer? Can't drive itself and then get confused by a white sided truck in bright sunlight? Oh, and can't be hacked?

My 1998 Toyota Corolla.

Nork server blunder leaks Kim Jong Un's entire DNS – all, er, 28 .kp domains

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Paris Hilton

What We Want To Know Though...

... is if there is a pornhub.com.kp?

World+dog to get retro classic Commodore 64 for Christmas

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A Better Option

Within the community there are a lot of people who want to "retrobright" their C64's (plus other machines). Some of them have done it, but now it's becoming apparent that the technique is short term and the machines turn yellow fairly quickly. It's also reckoned that the technique makes the plastic easier to break.

But this company are doing a good thing allowing people to buy new cases for their C64, and allowing them to have different colour combinations. So this should be prove popular.

Me though? Well I like the aging yellowing of the C64c that I have. I don't, however, like the nicotine yellow colour of my spare Amiga 500. But I'm taking a can of black spray paint to that.

Opera debuts free VPN built into desktop browser

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Re: Impressive!

"I picked up Opera around version 19 or 20 (I think) because I wanted to try something else but I don't trust Google enough to start using Chrome"

Erm, not sure how to tell you this, but you're still using Chrome.

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Re: An interesting move

"...finding out about my interest in wallabies and custard. "

Sicko. Wallabies are lactose intollerant.

Brits: Can banks do biometric security? We'd trust them before the government

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Re: Am I too cynical?

What would a company like Visa have to gain from promoting the idea that banks are more trustworthy with biometric data than our own Governments?

United States Air Force grounds F-35As after cooling kit cracks up

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Re: Hang on a minute...

"If so, why do they have insulation round the part of the circuit that's in the fuel tank?"

Might be an insulation that allows some heat to be transferred from the coolant to the fuel at a steady rate. So instead of having (however hot) coolant entering in to the fuel from the word go, it instead loses some of its heat gradually as it travels around the circuit in the wing.

The other reason is that the insulation is there to either stop the fuel from supporting corrosion of the metal pipe work of the circuit, or it's simply preventing the coolant circuit - if it became electrified - from passing through the fuel to cause a spark.

Brexit will happen. The EU GDPR will happen. You can't avoid either

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Can everyone just stop being dicks to each other? Can we have a referendum on whether everyone's on board with that?

Thought not.

Trump website server config snafu left interns' CVs exposed

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Re: Careful El Reg

Nuclear devices are just there for show, they're not actually meant to be used. I know it's hard for American's to accept that, especially as they're the only country to use one in anger - and won't apologise but hey ho that's a different discussion.

Mutually Assured Distruction is the very reason why nuclear weapons work and aren't used. IF America were to use their nukes tomorrow against Russia they'd be wiped out. Why? Russia have more nukes. But when all the nukes are used, what are you left with then? A country, nay, world, that is inhabitable.

But I'm not even a politician, nor am I in a position to be one, and even I know that. And, really if you ask a question once and are given an answer, the only reason you should ask the same question twice more afterwards is if you either don't understand the answer or don't understand the answer. Trump asked that quesiton 3 times.

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Mushroom

Careful El Reg

He wanted to know why he couldn't use nukes. Don't give him an excuse to use them.

Google GPS grab felt like a feature, was actually a bug

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Just buy an older phone? Like a Nokia 3310? Actually most Nokia's up until Microsoft's takeover had removable batteries.

Great British Great Bake Off gets new judge

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Re: WTF?

You telling me you don't eat a pastry while on your computer?

If you deny this then we want to see the state of your computer keyboard. And I wouldn't be doing a Hillary Clinton if I were you.

Sorry Nanny, e-cigs have 'no serious side-effects' – researchers

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Popcorn Lung not a thing anymore then?

Fantastic news.

Ad flog Plus: Adblock Plus now an advertising network, takes cash to broker web banners

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Re: uBlock Origin

"Their lack of support for Safari..."

Plenty of support for Firefox, and it's on a Mac.

You don't have to spend all your time inside the walled garden, come out for a play amongst the flowers x

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Re: Bittersweet

Mate it's all about Lynda, 43 from Reading. Husband never around, house to herself, thats what I call a woman.

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Bittersweet

While I enjoy the privacy AdBlock gives me, I don't like the idea that they feel the need to make deals with the advertisers I don't want to see so that their adverts can still be shown to me.

That said, I do miss those hot girls in my area who are looking for men such as myself. I haven't seen any mention of them since using AdBlock.

Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you

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Re: I'm Done

"since you have an iPhone (as opposed to an Android phone) you don't have to do that at all. Just spend a few minutes in your settings."

Don't part quote what I said just so you can have something to base a comment from. I said I'm coming to an end of using the iPhone - i.e. getting rid of it. And it's laughable to suggest that there is any thread of privacy on an iPhone compared to Android. There's plenty on the iPhone that phones home etc, or Apple can access regardless of what you do in the settings.

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I'm Done

I'm getting towards the end of my "working relationship" with my iPhone, and was considering going back to Android but no. Enough now with this bullshit of having to allow mobile apps to access my location or other things in order for me to use them.

So my lunchtime now will be spent getting the oldest Nokia I can find that will support email but won't allow me to download crap I don't need.