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NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck

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Imagine seeing one of those things turn up to the launchpad, and even though the rocket is falling to bits you'd sooner take your chances on that thing than a vehicle that only ever takes the third right.

UK mulls making employers ask before installing bossware

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All WMT does is mask the fact that middle managers are fucking useless.

You don't need WMT if your workforce trusts you and you're good at your job. If you're a shit manager, that's on you. Not on the employee.

The AI bubble is already popping; we just don't know it yet

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Re: The AI bubble is already popping

I have lived through Black Wednesday. I have lived through Black Monday. I have lived through Y2K. I have lived through the dot com bubble. I lived through 9/11. I have lived through the various wars the USA have decided to fight for no other reason than their own personal interests. I have lived through the credit crunch. I have lived through the end of the Mayan calendar. I have lived through the rapture. I have lived through two Trump presidencies.

All of which, were disasters the like we never seen. But see them we did. And we've seen all sides of them.

It won't be great. But we'll be fine. We were fine before, we'll be fine again. Just that little bit poorer. Again.

Jailed Flock vandal wipes out three cameras, racks up thousands in damages

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"Police allege Bee caused thousands of dollars’ worth of damage to “public spying infrastructure.”"

FTFY.

Anthropic’s Claude escaped test sandbox to attack three organizations

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Re: Don't believe it

100%.

There is absolutely no way either OpenAI or Anthropic didn't know their LLMs were running amok. The LLMs tell you what it's doing. So were they asleep at the wheel? Or did they do this on purpose and instead of saying "yeah we told it to do that" they're using this as yet another example of "oh my DAYZ man this AI is so lit that it's actually HACKING shit we told it not to touch! It's not even listening to us no more THAT'S HOW POWERFUL IT IZZZZ".

Everything to feed the stock market monster and keep that bubble from popping.

Microsoft closes book on Nightmare Eclipse's RoguePlanet zero-day

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Re: Oh yeah!

Well I guess this Nightmare Eclipse is definitely a Micro$oft employee.

Yet again they've promised something and failed to deliver, and that has ultimately left me disappointed.

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Oh yeah!

Need to get my popcorn ready for the 14th July for the bone crushing disclosure!

My my my doesn't bad news come around quick!

Former GitHub CEO launches competitor designed for the age of vibe coding

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Re: Tire

ReTire.

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Ah, I see you have interacted with drug dealers before.

UK guts planning red tape so datacenters can bypass the neighbors faster

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Re: Stop calling them NIMBYS

In that case - any chance we could get one built in Clacton?

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Amazing they can do this for hideous bit barns but can't seem to get the gumption to build houses - which are needed far more than fucking warehouses.

I guess though when you build a bit barn, it doesn't affect the value of the surrounding bit barns.

Brit supermarket giant triples down on facial recog to nab shoplifters

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I stopped shopping at Sainsburys for a number of reasons, but the facial recognition one really fucked me off. I noticed these cameras all over the place on clip strips and there was (and still is) no signage stating what they're for or what they are doing. Where does the data go? What is it feeding? I'm there with my children and these cameras are recording them? Where is that data going? What is it being used for? To train nonce enabling AI models?

They say this shit is for shoplifters. Fuck off is it. The only thieves here are Sainsburys, Tesco etc who charge you £10 for a fucking Toblerone unless you get a loyalty card then you can get it for £3.50. You can quite clearly sell it for that, with a profit, but you choose to spy on us.

They can all get fucked.

HS2's latest reset ditches autonomous train tech to get project back on track

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Re: We should have outsourced it to Japan.

The major problem with HS2 is that the work has been outsourced. And outsourced by the outsourcers. On and on and on, until the bottom outsourcer wants more money. Then the one above asks the one above for more.

Isn't the figures for this something stupid like £170 million per mile spent already? When Artemis 2 cost something like £6,000 per mile?

Actually that's how we fix it. Scrap the rail. Set up a space ship thing to go from London to Birmingham. That'll be cheaper.

How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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Re: Claude

Claude is a load of nonsense.

I've an issue trying to install Claude to some devices on a network. Got nowhere with it. So I thought I'd ask Claude about how I would go about installing it across the network. Claude told me it can't access it's own documentation.

DeepSeek though, well it knows full well how to install Claude and has all the access it needs to it's docs.

And I'm meant to believe Mythos or Fable are threats to national security?

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Re: I think the BIS needs to change "could" to "will"

"I hope you all remember how to grow food in whatever soil you have available."

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time!

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

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Re: Run silent

I think Sheffield after the bombs have dropped is a good approximation of what Leeds looks like on a good day?

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Re: Irreplacable...

AFAIK, it's down to the Droitwich antenna. That requires the use of a specific type of vacuum valve which hasn't been made for decades. They bought up the remaining stock years ago, and have essentially run out of it.

For it to be replaced with something else, apparently, costs mega money. That's why it's switched off.

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Re: Run silent

Procedures have been changed so that the Chief Captain of the Boat surfaces to periscope depth and sees if anything new has been added to TikTok. If nothing is found, they will try Youtube. Then Twitter. Then Facebook.

If they have seen no new mannequins added on Facebook Marketplace then they're given orders to ship to their nearest ally. At which point they are to give the UK government 3 rings to let them know they're safe.

Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess

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We were all Hank at one point.

Some of us still are.

UK government wants 'trusted' news sources promoted above the social media noise

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You can't trust any of them though, unfortunately. I mean of course it's better to see the BBC state how round the world is above some dickhead in Darlington saying how flat everything is. But people have long memories over the misreporting of certain events. For some that'll be COVID, for others that will be Hillsborough, others (rightfully) the continued genocide in Gaza.

So is it any wonder people look for alternatives when the "trusted" ones are so skewed.

London cops bring live facial recognition to West End

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Re: Look

Credit where credit is due, Khan stopped that.

There is a threshold after which point any services the Met need have to be put out to tender and the mayors office has oversight on it. The Met and Palantir deliberately put the deal under that threshold to avoid scrutiny. Khan's office noticed and vetoed it.

So for as much as he gets wrong or is unpopular, he's done something right there.

Mythos discovers 'Squidbleed,' a memory leak that's gone undetected since Clinton era

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Re: Wait, what?

Not only did that LLM cost real money to find it out, but it was deemed sooooooo dangerous it was BANNED!

And remember, all the good shit is BANNNNNNNED until you realise a few years down the line that it was just a bit shit tbh.

The memory crisis is getting so bad that even retro RAM prices are going to the Moon

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Re: Pop little bubble, pop!

The funding has dried up. There are no more investors really around to pump money in to this, as they've already done that.

The massive infrastructure/bit barn buildings they've broken ground on are slowing down to a halt. Various sites have had work stop on them for various reasons.

The next avenue is IPOs but SpaceX is already sinking. So I don't think OpenAI or Anthropic are looking forward to it because, really, they have no choice other than to go public with it.

Until then they will continue this circular economy but at some point even that money is going to run out when real bills fall that need to be paid with real money to someone outside of the circular economy.

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Re: "it is likely this applies to other kinds of device"

"There are consumers who will have bought older PCs and laptops and have set about expanding memory."

Me. Sort of.

I need to replace a HP Proliant N40L at home and need more RAM and storage options. Ended up with an Intel board of some description rocking DDR3 memory.

32GB for £25 off of eBay at the beginning of the year. North of £50 now currently on eBay.

As another UK prime minister bites the dust, a contradictory tech legacy remains

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Re: Time (geddit!) for a new Reg unit?

That lettuce was a better leader than Truss.

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"In the last ten years, the UK has gone through six prime ministers; it took 34 years to get through the previous six."

The difference?

Back then you only had Fleet Street telling you who to vote for. Now we have tech firms ran by people with vested interests in creating problems in society who would rather have their own dog in the fight.

Surface tension rises as Microsoft's latest kit starts at a pricey $1,499

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Re: Babe magnet

Then you need the "Free Kidneys, take two" sign.

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Re: Babe magnet

Well this is where you're wrong.

Everyone knows the type of people in vans with "Free Puppies" on the side.

What you need to do is have a smaller sign on it saying "The van your parents warned you about". At which point, they're close enough to grab.

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It's a lot of money for an advertising hoarding with integrated AI that is more than likely to break on you at it's next update.

NASA said nyet to Roscosmos plan to cut into leaky ISS segment

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Re: Old saying:

If it moves and it should - Bop it.

The Y2K bug is back! Dutch dev digs up untimely flaw in old BSD build

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2026 is a strange year when I read an article about a bug being found that has been discovered by a meat bag and not some AI nonsense.

Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher

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Re: It's not grudges or incompetence - it's marketing

The thing is other LLMs can do the same thing as Mythos. Maybe, possibly, the route to the solution is slightly easier with Mythos/Fable but regardless this is all just a PR stunt.

AI companies are running out of money. They're not getting the ROI. They're putting the prices up and reducing the offering to reduce the losses. They're being forced to go public when they don't want to just to keep the hype train going.

I said months ago, as did another commentator, that August will be the time this all implodes. Nothing happening recently makes this look any less likely to happen.

Hold tight!

Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media

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Re: Papers Please!

I don't want to give them ideas, but it'll only take one owner of a gun license to think "hang on, can't we do this with VPNs?".

I hope so. But at the very least they will start to make having a VPN increasingly difficult to do. How they do it I don't know.

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Re: Papers Please!

It's horrible.

It's no bad thing limiting/banning kids from social media sites when the sites themselves have shown no effort to curb the stuff that's shown to them. The content on there is scary, seemingly in great abundance, and as everyone is operating in their own little echo chambers it just reinforces skewed views on the world around them. Can we expand the ban to all ages? No doubt it would be for the complete betterment of society if that happened. Only places you could then get your news is the Daily Fail or The S*n. Oh, yeah that's not all that great really.

What worries me, and I can see this in the offing, is that it's going to be used as yet another example of great British law being made a fool of from encryption in the form of VPNs. Plenty of people seem to think you can't ban VPNs from use in the UK. And I think there is a reason to believe that. But I also believe we're heading to a situation where you'll have to have a license for it's use. The license then allows corporations to use it, but it makes it harder for the country + their dog to get on them. ISPs can then, fairly easily, note encrypted traffic on their network and where it comes from, see if that residence have a license, and flat out block the traffic. You're not banning the VPN, you're putting it behind a lock and key.

That is the worry for me, and I think it'll be realised fairly soon.

MX Linux 25.2 provides possible refuge from AI as well as systemd

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I need to take a look at MX Linux. I did about 12 months ago on a spare laptop but life got in the way and I never bothered trying it out.

But the words coming from Canonical regarding an ingestion of AI in to Ubuntu is a worry. My daily driver is Linux Mint and while they've been good previously in picking and choosing what they get from Ubuntu for LM, it's always in the back of your mind as to whether they're on the AI KoolAid themselves.

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Re: Creeping Americanisms... - Thank you and you are very very welcome!!! :-)

"So why are you being forced to spell things the American way? If not a change of ownership, it certainly looks like there's been a change of focus to the left side of the pond."

Maybe they're just trying to get rid of u.

Signal says UK plan to scan devices for nude images 'endangers us all'

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Re: I used to ....

Fucking hell, that's orwellian.

Council in UK's City of York outs hundreds of disabled residents with a single email blunder

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Re: Mass email using BCC

In a previous life I had to build something similar for a "volunteer" organisation, made up of people who think they know better.

Had so many run ins with people who refused to use it. I'd have parents complain to me that it's happened, and I'd go and tell the branch owner about the complaint and they couldn't give two shits about it. "It's just an email" was the usual reply. Absolutely no idea or understanding about it, and worse still absolutely no inclination to understand the problem either.

Serious ISS air leak forces NASA astronauts to temporarily take shelter in Dragon capsule

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Re: A bit like the radiators in some of my older cars

Ironically, the egg white method of fixing a radiator leak was a favourite method of repair for owners of the mighty Lada.

World Food Programme breach exposes data of 600k vulnerable Gazan families

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Re: Mossad

Plenty of dead people knew. That's why they're dead.

UK lawmakers call on government to ditch Palantir NHS contract

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Re: struggled with the redesign on the home page

I've sat here wondering how to answer this, as in 18 years here I've never had to justify or explain a comment outside of an obscure pop culture reference.

All I can say is: Why not?

It's one thing to say that knowingly using the word woke out of context annoys people. But it's different to say that I knowingly used it to annoy people. It's a subtle difference. And I guess really the term came to mind because of the comment lock out for an hour and how it brought to mind Sean Dyche's comments on VAR in football. In that respect it is the antithesis of what has gone before. The moment the article goes up the comments section is open for business as per a wonderful and beautiful open internet. Now though, one can't help but feel that it's possible that the comments section is locked like that for fear of some random reason. Fear of the comments going down a certain tonal route for example. When an explanation isn't forthcoming you just create a vacuum really to be filled. It just feels a bit like it's a reaction to an increasingly intense sensibilities and tighter pearl clutching. It doesn't feel so long ago the editor put an article about the comments section and reminding everyone to tone it down. Which brought Sean Dyche to mind which, I guess, was in response to something that could be parallel to this.

So really I am probably wrong in thinking I used it out of context. I think it's used in context, and I think it's correct.

As for being an equal opportunities annoyance, it is what it is and I'm alright with that. I think plenty here (if not all) get really arsey and cuntish with each other if they read something by a total random stranger and spend hours of their time arguing the toss, forgetting the other person on the other end won't have their viewpoint or mind changed the same way as they themselves won't be told. I am pretty certain there are people who will have been pissed off with me for referencing the Fairey Swordfish plane sinking the Bismark as the Sopwith Swordfish and the fact it sunk the Bismark. I didn't make that statement to piss anyone off. I got my plane manufacturers wrong, and at a top level view yeah the Swordfish sunk the boat but really it disabled it allowing the Royal Navy to sink it.

Now the fact remains for me is that you can only please some of the people some of the time. I've been here long enough I've not gone out of my way to fuck anyone off, but I also know genuine mistakes aren't seen as such or I'm misunderstood in a view and that in turn pisses people off. The whole idea of "This is my truth tell me yours" annoys people because it's not in their own echo chamber so you're immediately wrong. There are people who are out and out wrong here who should be called out on it, and thankfully are (looking at you MAGA lickers).

But to answer your question, as succinctly as I can - When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea,

Fin.

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Re: struggled with the redesign on the home page

Thank you for that.

To be honest I use woke in the worst possible way, to annoy everyone. I annoy the people who hate the word and I annoy the people who know I've used it wrong.

I'm an equal opportunities annoyance.

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Re: Exactly 60 minutes

I have struggled with the redesign on the home page. I am used to, as I'm sure near enough every user is of any site, to look from left to right for stories from new to old. It's bizzare to have four columns where it goes top to bottom, then next column top to bottom etc to be in any order. And the lack of a category is shit too.

But this nonsense of the comments section not being live when the article is? What does El Reg expect us to do? Read the article, go away and come back in an hour to have our say?

Utter woke nonsense.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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That analogy deserves a picture of a beer.

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Maybe they don't want to fix them.

Or maybe whoever passed them a brown envelope to, I dunno, put a back door in to BitLocker encryption had given them enough money to look the other way on these?

Either which way, the 14th July is going to be an exciting day for sure.

Microsoft reaches for olive branch after public dustup with 0-day researcher

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I hope Nightmare-Eclipse follows through on their promise of releasing the bone shattering disclosures in July. For too long these corporations have paid lip service to security by rushing out poor code to maximise their own bottom lines, or even worse, knowingly hobbling encryption they're advertising as secure.

For all that is wrong with Micro$oft right now and how they've treated this researcher, the Bitlocker stuff alone leaves a bitter taste in the mouth.

Wikipedia editors plot strike and banner sabotage after Wikimedia layoffs

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The Wiki Foundation 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Digital sovereignty, the musical: One engineer’s bizarre crusade against hyperscalers

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Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

No, this is an equal opportunities catapult.

Experts pour cold borscht on Farage's Russian hack claim

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Re: That old trick deflection?

Well when members of his cult think you can fill pot holes with melted down Nigerians you're gonna have an easy time having them believe any old bullshit tbh.

HP customer claims firmware update shoved printer off support cliff

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I, like you, did the same thing and have never had a problem.

Good friends don't let friends buy HP.