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Surprise UK raid of Cambridge Analytica delayed: Nobody expects the British information commissioner!

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"I bet their power usage has shot through the roof - all those drives being formatted and shredders running 24*7"

Well I hope that the journalists enquire as to whether they use smart meters or not at least.

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Anyone would think that the establishment are trying to give CA enough of a chance to clean their house before they have a snoop around.

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

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Jeez, they invite journalists to hotel rooms to see vapourware?

F-35B Block 4 software upgrades will cost Britain £345m

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I ain't never seen a white elephant fly.

Until I saw the F-35B take off.

Hip hop-eration: Hopless Franken-beer will bring you hoppiness

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Re: Whatever next?

"Orgasm-free sex?"

Didn't do my parents any harm.

Cambridge Analytica CEO suspended – and that's not even the worst news for them today

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Re: Help

"I can confirm, (and I didn't want to believe it), that Jacob is an unbelievably nice bloke"

Yeah, Christians who don't believe in abortion and see it as a morally wrong thing to do but don't mind making money from the companies who produce the items used in such tasks tend to be jolly fellows.

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Re: Help

You mean there isn't a Creative Commons licensed photo of Jacob Reese-Moog?

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Re: Tried explaining to my SO what was going on this week

"This story isn't trending in Facebook News Feeds! "

That would be because the news feed is no longer algorithm based, and they have a team selecting which news articles to display in order to prevent "fake news" from being published.

So, maybe, they see the CA bullshit as fake nooze?

Brit MPs chide UK.gov: You're acting like EU data adequacy prep is easy

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"Article 59 states that once triggered, the triggering country will not be a member of the EU after 2 years.

The Dutch media are probably (rightly) pointing out that removing a complex country from a complex group is difficult and will probably take a decade to fix."

Quite right. This is a first for the EU, so the rules are being tested for the first time. Probably after the UK finishes the process the rules will be changed to either be less optimistic with the deadlines or have a better structure in place to deal with it all.

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A friend of mine lives in Holland, and when he was over last we were talking about Brexit and he asked me how it was being reported. Told him what had been said etc, and he said that the whole 2 years thing was bizzarre to him, as the Dutch media have regularly reported that the process will take up to 10 years.

So either the Dutch are wrong, or the UK MP's are disgustingly optimistic over time frames.

Telegram still won't hand over crypto keys it says it does not store

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@John H Woods

"False dichotomy. There's a whole spectrum between conclusive and hearsay. The evidence suggests that it was probably the Russian state, but it might not have been. But it is odd how those who don't think there is enough evidence that Russia did it are suggesting it might be a false flag. There's even less evidence for that and I would suggest the threshold for such an extraordinary claim should be higher in any case."

Wars have been started over less, so I wouldn't say it's a false dichotomy. It's called taking a balanced approach without letting prejudice cloud judgements.

But who am I to get in the way of you and your wanton lust for a nuclear winter.

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@AC via Vorlands Right Hand

The first link is interesting, because (if you are to believe it) the Russians are bumping off anyone they don't like and it's all very strange, cloak and dagger type of arrangement. So would the Salsbury spy case be cloak and dagger? No, if it was an assasination its very messy and leaves so much evidence that it would be traced back to the person who ordered it. So the two instances are light years apart.

The second link is also interesting, as it's exactly the same law the UK have when it comes to defending itself from extremism. We're regularly sending drones to the Middle East to blow up "targets", and those are only the ones we know about. Do you think that the UK is prim and proper enough to be clear about who they're targetting and snuffing out? Are they bollocks.

Also, for the record, doesn't it strike anyone as odd that Salisbury wasn't closed down if it was a suspected chemical attack? There's an army barracks not that far away from there, it would've been closed and locked down fairly quickly. And isn't it odd that the next day Porton Down gets £45 million in the wake of this event, a facility which is only 20 minutes away from where the event took place? And we're suddenly vacinating the army for anthrax when it was - aparently - another agent?

While all the time, might I add, there's actually no clear conclusive proof that the Russians did do it. Only conjecture and hearsay.

15 years ago the UK went to war in Iraq on the back of a dossier which came out at a time of hubris and conjecture which we have now found to be total bullshit. Yet here we are, 15 years later, doing the exact same thing.

Cop yourselves on, all of you.

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"Pretty courageous to stand up to a regime known for poisoning people they don't like."

Fuck off to the Daily Fail with that shite.

No, Sierra Leone did not just run the world's first 'blockchain election'

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Hit me with your crypto shtick

Hit me.

Hit me.

You must be yolking: English pub to launch eggstravagent Yorkshire pudding

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"Nottingham is in the EAST MIDLANDS........ you know near EAST MIDLANDS AIRPORT, which is sort of validation of that fact....."

Pfft. That's like saying Chelmsley Wood is in Solihull when in fact it's North Solihull because Solihull don't want them in Solihull.

And East Midlands "Airport"? You call that an aiport? That ain't an airport, THAT'S A LIE!

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I wouldn't say Nottingham could be classed as being the midlands. Midlands starts at around Coventry and ends at Walsall.

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You mean Northerners.

We need to talk, Brit Parliamentary committee tells Mark Zuckerberg

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Re: About time

"Can't we send a gunboat?"

I'm sure the spooks at MI6 could borrow some stuff from Porton Down and slip it in to his coffee.

Or see if he could fit himself in to a sports bag and close it up on himself.

UK's London Gatwick Airport boasts of driverless vehicle trial

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Re: The mind boggles

"Yes, planes have autopilots, "

They do, and when the autopilot receives conflicting data it hands back control of the aircraft to the pilot.

BOOM! Cambridge Analytica explodes following extraordinary TV expose

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Re: Why are we only talking about the US Election ?

"This article is the subject of legal complaints on behalf of Cambridge Analytica LLC and SCL Elections Limited."

Well it must be true if they're complaining.

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Re: Something is weird here

CamAlGate?

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I wonder how much of the £2.1 million the Tories spent in the last election on Facebook adverts went to Cambridge Analytica?

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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"On what do you base such faith in the face of zero evidence?"

Absense of evidence doesn't mean evidence of absense.

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"If we ever detect signals from extraterrestrial civilisations, they are likely already dead, a somewhat downbeat update to the venerable Drake equation suggests."

I have every faith in civilisations existing outside of our our solar system are very much a live and kicking, and that the only thing dead here is that bloody equation.

Patch LOSE-day: Microsoft secures servers of the world. By disconnecting them

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You call it a botched patch, Microsoft call it virtual air gapping.

More power to UK, say 'leccy vehicle makers. Seriously, they need it

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I can take a fairly good guess about who that manufacturer is, and I can tell you that the reason they've stated isn't totally true. They have another factory in Slovakia, big enough to hold two (or three) of their UK plants there. One particular plant in the UK will be closed shortly, and another plant is safe until at least 2021. All because of money, cost of manufacture of the workforce and - I'm sorry - Brexit. As well as capacity of their UK factories as they're hemmed in where they all are.

Agency workers will be the first to go, but the workers of this company who were already shafted with the demise of Rover in the mid 2000's will be shafted again.

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

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Re: >> a history of sucking badly in the Bluetooth department

"BT is a piece of sh't."

Are you still on about Bluetooh or have you moved on to British Telecom?

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Have you considered using an SSD drive in conjunction with the RPI? I'm like you, I want to build a media centre to hold films and music on there but it's too big to fit on an SD Card.

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Joke

Fantastic!

My drawer at home could do with another Raspberry Pi.

Stephen Hawking dies, aged 76

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Pint

Such a tune.

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I didn't see it in the article, so could the rest of El Reg confirm or deny these ideas I've heard about the man.

1) When he was diagnosed with his disease, didn't he train his body to use less oxygen to prolong his life?

2) When he was diagnosed with his disease, didn't he help develop the computer that he would use to communicate with? Along with the wheelchair?

Amazing man who stuck it to America when some idiot proclaimed that if he had been under the care of the NHS he'd have been dead long ago.

RIP.

London Mayor calls for social networks and sharing economy to stop harming society

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Fairly sure members of the Kensington & Chelsea borough are readers of El Reg and don't like the truth being made public.

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Oh yeah, I know he's a VIP alright. A Very Important Prick.

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Hold up.

The Grenfell Tower residents are still in emergency accomodation, and this gobshite gets an expenses paid trip to America to talk shite about stuff he really has no say over?

That's absolutely disgusting.

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

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Will they be showing the Louis Theroux documentary on Scientology?

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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I'm sure the ladies of Essex will welcome their new form of protection.

Age checks for UK pr0n site visitors on ice as regulator cobbles together some guidance

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I think some of the Tory politicos still think it's the 19th Century.

Tim Berners-Lee says regulation of the web may be needed

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Re: An idea (A problem)

The Underpants Gnomes?

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Where's the Captain Hindsight icon?

Are you Falcon sure, Elon? Musk vows Big Rocket will go up 2019

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"Musk boasted of the capabilities of his new lifter, which would have "lift-off thrust about twice that of a Saturn V" and able to fling "150 metric tons to orbit and be fully reusable"."

But how does it compare to the Energia rocket?

Europe is living in the past (by nearly six minutes) thanks to Serbia and Kosovo

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Time Is Terribly Slow Until Pub

You're telling me.

I've been sat at my desk since 11am looking at the box of beers I've been given, waiting for 5:30 to come for me to get bladdered.

Department of Work and Pensions internal docs reveal troubled history of Universal Credit

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Re: which of the megacorps was behind it 2012-15?

Atos.

Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'

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Owners are tired are they?

Speak to your GP. They're a blue pill for that.

DVLA denies driving licence processing site is a security 'car crash'

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It sends you off to WorldPay, but you still need to be compliant with the PCI-DSS thing.

Your mouse can't reach that Excel cell? Buy a 'desk extender' said help desk bluffer

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Maybe because it was warm during the summer?

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Re: This scenario was a dilbert comic strip

So, what you're saying is that "Wendel" is actually "Dogbert"?

We are through the looking glass now people....

Administrator PwC chops Maplin staff

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Trying my best to resistor the temptation to make a pun, but I haven't the capacitor to succeed.

UK takes first step towards criminalising driverless car hackers

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Re: Can they do something more useful instead?

"You are wrong, unless the tires you put on are WILDLY out of spec for the car"

I am not wrong. Policy wording clearly states that a modification that results in the car being out of the spec it rolled off the factory line with.

If you buy a car with Bridgestone summer tyres, and then buy Goodyear summer tyres, they're in spec. As it's a summer tyre being replaced with a summer tyre.

IF you replace the summer tyre with a winter tyre, it's out of spec because the car never came with winter tyres in the first place and is a modification.

BlackBerry hopes phone flinger Punkt is feeling lucky to be new licensee

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Re: Hmm... looking at that phone...

"The company logo is a straight copy from the one used by "Loewe." down to the last period."

It's not a straight copy of Loewe.

It may, however, be a near perfect copy of Bench.

Jupiter has the craziest storms seen yet, say boffins

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Re: Climate change

But are we the cause of it? That's the question.