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UK's Virgin Media subscribers suffer fresh email blocking misery

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Re: Ammendment.

"Not "lazy". Just ordinary paying customers, including small businesses for whom every penny counts."

If every penny counts then why stick with a service that lets them down and costs them money?

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Re: Google Apps / G Suite

"Does not matter if all the SPAM gets removed, why would you let Google read all your correspondence and pay then to do it?"

How do you think spam emails are identified? Just by the subject line alone?

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Ammendment.

"Just when long-suffering Virgin Media customers thought their spam woes had been fixed"

Should read:

"Just when the lazy Virgin Media customers who continue to use their piss poor email service thought that the thing that shouldn't have broken had been fixed..."

I'll get my coat.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

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Prick.

As above.

Mars orbiter FLOORS IT to avoid hitting MOON

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Re: CAPS LOCK

i tHINK iT'D aNNOY tHE pOSTER iF i wROTE tHIS sENTANCE lIKE..... this.

wOULDN'T iT?

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Re: Has the Moon

"Has the Moon changed orbit recently. "

Depends on who's driving it...

BT splurges £1.2bn on securing Champions League rights, Sky heads for an early bath

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Re: In Other Words

"Have you tried marriage ?"

Not yet, but from August this year I'll be giving that a go.

After which I'll see how much money children can really burn.

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In Other Words

"Expect another increase to your BT bill this year."

I'm looking forward to paying more money just to see the Rugby on BT Sport. I mean, I've too much money as it is and struggling for ways to spend it.

Thanks BT!

MP brands 1,600 CSC layoffs as the 'worst excesses of capitalism'

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Shock and surprise here: The Government don't give a shit about it.

Why? Well why would they? 8 years of incompetence after a decade of further incompetence building and buillding on the shoulders of incompetence since around the early 1970's. The Government exists to serve itself. It doesn't serve the people. Oh no, we're only useful every 5 years when they need us to give them the same job they screwed up in the previous term.

Linus Torvalds lashes devs who 'screw all the rules and processes' and send him 'crap'

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Gimp

So many commenters

Have quite obviously read 50 Shades of Grey.

Java? Nah, I do JavaScript, man. Wise up, hipster, to the money

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Re: COBOL is dead!

"But really, for a "forgotten" language like this, you need a mentor. Someone you can meet up with every month and learn from. Chances are they'll be a little older, and I suspect they will be thrilled to be asked to share their knowledge and experience. You might even be able to parlay it into some paying gigs because they'll know better than you what businesses still use the stuff.\"

I did think of this, but I'm not sure how many of those types are in the UK, let alone the West Midlands.

I'm playing about with it now, well reading/playing. So far makes sense.

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Re: COBOL is dead!

How would one get in to learning COBOL on a practical level?

As in would I need a special OS or VM set up to run compiled programs on it? Or could I just develop it on Linux and run it on Linux?

It is a silly question yes, but given the fact I'm 29 and I'm of the school age where web languages were being taught or spoke about, it wasn't until 3 years ago did I find out about COBOL actually existing.

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We do see people saying "Well why don't you code it in Go/Swift/Anything Else", but really when and where are you every going to refactor code used by massive companies? If you were starting a project with a clean piece of paper, 6 months or however long, you could probably make the application in a different language.

But most of the time you are given code that is already in use, that supports many different types of software (which could all be legacy software systems as well), and you're given 3 months to do it and it needs to work first time. There isn't room for a rolling release type of solution to fix all the bugs that come from new code.

I've been 10 years working in development now, all of that time (except for a 6 month awful relationship with VB.NET) I've coded in PHP. I've hit my salary ceiling. I go on to the job boards and all I see are Junior PHP positions, or "Senior" PHP positions which pay no more than what I'm on now. But Java? You can't move for Java positions which pay a lot more than what I'm on.

10 years is long enough to have spent with a language and I was looking around at what I could do instead. Teaching came up, moving in to Law also came up, but then I read this article and I'm thinking sod it. I'm going to learn Java.

Thank you author! You've given me an idea to progress my career for another 10+ years. Have a pint.

Nintendo Switch orders delayed: Dun dun dun... dundundun dundundun dadada!

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I Don't Care

I just don't care about these people who are crying that their Nintendo Switch isn't coming today.

Some of us with a Wii U have to wait till Tuesday to get the new Zelda game. THAT is more upsetting.

Uber loses court fight over London drivers' English language tests

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"I'm curious to know how many British passport holders would actually pass the £180-a-go English tests"

Wrong way to look at it.

There are plenty of people born, bred and educated in the UK who have the reading level of a 7 year old. Yet there are those who come from outside of the UK, Europe, Africa, wherever, and they have a better comprehension of the English language than most natives do.

Nokia 3310 'Supremo Putin' edition goes on sale in Russia

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Re: Outraged citizen

"This tech will only allow Putin to manipulate and control us when we vote."

Says more about the stupidity of the American people that they think they can be tricked by a Russian to vote for someone they don't like, than it does about Putin's intentions.

The day after 'S3izure', does anyone feel like moving to the cloud?

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Re: web hosting?

"So how do you host your websites then?"

Through VPS's. Two (at the moment) host 6 sites (3 each). These sites are then replicated on to two other VPS's which are hosted elsewhere with a different company. So the data is mirrored from the primary VPS's to the secondary ones.

In the even of a failure on the main VPS's, the domain name is switched to the secondary VPS until the problem is resolved.

Plus the beauty with the VPS's is that if there's a hardware failure on the host they can be moved to another machine. And in my experience, with the primary VPS providers anyway, they do this very quickly with hardly any down time.

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The cloud, in my opinion, is a good last line of defence when it comes to data backups and storage. I don't see any value in using it for things like content delivery or website hosting. You're just asking for trouble by putting everything in one bucket.

I use it to back up data on my servers, but this comes after the server providers make their own back up snapshot of our servers. Currently I'm trying to convince the accountants to allow me to bring those server backups in house, as a third safe place in the event that our server providers also use Amazon to back up our server images and we both lose our backups if/when Amazon goes down again.

Smart meter firm EDMI asked UK for £7m to change a single component

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Re: ...nope ...

A smart meter in my kitchen what am I gonna do?

A smart meter in my kitchen what am I gonna do?

I'm gonna fix that meter thats what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna bin that meter

Frustrated by reboot-happy Windows 10? Creators Update hopes to take away the pain

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Linux

Fedora restarts to update...

... but that's only to update the kernel. Every other update runs in the back ground with a friendly "pip pip" notification saying everything's updated. Leaving me to be productive on Football Manager.

BlackBerry's comeback: El Reg gets its claws on the QWERTY KEYone

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Re: Blackberry keyboard on Android

My BlackBerry Z10 was showing it's age, and budgets dictated I bought a cheaper replacement. Ended up with the Wileyfox Spark X (great phone for £150!). The problem is I have struggled with the keyboard.

But you! YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING YOU! Thank you for recommending this. I can finally type properly like I used to on my Z10.

If I could give you a kiss I would. But have a pint instead.

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This isn't a BlackBerry though.

Germany, France lobby hard for terror-busting encryption backdoors – Europe seems to agree

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Holmes

If encryption enables terrorism...

...why aren't countries banning the use of physical currency?

LUNAR-CY! SpaceX announces a Moon trip-for-two it'll inevitably miss the deadline on

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Re: Do we get to choose who goes?

Is one of the stretch goals to make sure they don't come back?

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Re: I hope his name is Jebediah

"Not to intimidate anyone with all my Kerbal Space Program expertise..."

That's the thing with Kerbal Space Program, it's well easy to get something in to orbit, it's getting it back that's the problem.

I won't go in to how many Jebediah's I've either killed on reentry or left alone for eternity orbiting some far off distant planet, but it does surprise me how long those Kerbals can hold their breath for when they're out of fuel on a craft with no batteries or solar panels, orbiting a planet for 3 years.

Mozilla makes first-ever acquisition: Web-clipping app 'Pocket'

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Re: Unicorns and clouds

I don't know how it finished up but I think last year they were planning on dropped Thunderbird, or at least passing it to someone else away from Mozilla.

Heard no more about it though.

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Shorter Mozilla Statement

"Guys, we've bought this mobile app which we think is super cool and will improve your experience!"

"What about Firefox? What are you doing to improve that for everyone?"

"Yes."

".... well?"

"*blinks*"

Linux on Windows 10: Will penguin treats in Creators Update be enough to lure you?

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Re: Finally!

Every year is the year of the Linux Desktop!

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Re: So it's Eniw...

Opposite of WINE.

It's basically now a non-alcoholic grape based fruit drink.

Bring it BACK... with MODs! Psion 5 storms great tech revival poll

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Re: It could even run DOS :)

"It could even run DOS :)"

Get out and don't use that sort of language again!

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Re: RE: e-ink screens

I think it depends how frugal you want to be.

With an e-Ink screen it would only be updated when it had to be, while all normal screens are constantly refreshed.

So if you're reading a document, you don't have to refresh the page until you change the page. Same way as if you type it updates as you type.

But what do I know? I'm just the ideas guy.

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Give it a colour e-Ink screen. The thing would last a month on AA batteries then.

Well, maybe not a month, but damn near a long time anyway.

Visit banter.com. More like International BANTS Machines, amirite?

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All aboard the Big Blue Banter Bus with your driver The Archbishop Of Banterbury!

Next stop: Redundancy.

Sysadmin's sole client was his wife – and she queried his bill

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Re: A deeper issue

"You want to believe that Brexit will make things better for ordinary working folk..."

Dude, while I agree, it's Friday. Can we hold off on the politics until Monday?

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"You should have been smart like Jared and first got a quote accepted for your IT consultation...."

I would've done, but I didn't want to have to hire her for her legal advice when negotiating contracts.

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The fiancee is a lawyer for an American firm. They are given Dell laptops with Windows 7 installed and lots of lovely McAfee, Citrix and Cisco bloatware to enable her to access her work from home. The thing is, she never switches off the laptop. It's either always on or on standby.

So when she comes home with this laptop, she is always bitching about how slow it is. I can tell she's clicked something and waited for a response because after 5 seconds she starts slamming the mouse button on the laptop. I ask her whens the last time she restarted the laptop, she gives me an evil look and then says "That's what bloody IT support keep telling me to do. Why are they paid or employed that much if that's the only thing they ever tell me to do."

My reply of "Well why are you being employed and paid so much when you can't work out that the problem is always you not switching your laptop off" did not go down well at all.

Fitbit hit on Pebble kit cost just 20 million quid? Oh s**t!

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An iPhone, from what I remember, allowed you to say "You can access my photos and my contacts, but you can't access my camera or microphone". Whether or not that was actually heeded by the app (most times it was) at least you were given the choice.

When I installed the Xaomi Mi Fit app, it said it wanted access to contacts etc etc. Do you think I had the option to stop it? No I didn't. But if it was on an iPhone I could've had that choice, even if it was a placebo.

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"The biggest difference is who gets access to your health data. The Chinese or the US. This has been my biggest problem with these health tracking devices, though I could probably use one. They all seem to want access to EVERYTHING you own and or do on your phone."

That's the overwhelmingly bad security issue joy of Android devices.

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FitBit are going to struggle, because price wise they can't (or they're not) competing.

Two days ago I took delivery of a Xaomi Mi Band 2. An AliExpress special, cost me £13. It does everything - as far as I can tell - what a FitBit can do. I started using it at 93% battery, I left it on the last two nights to do the sleep thing, it's sat at 80% right now.

I'm sure the FitBit can boast the same or comparable battery life, but there's a difference between something lasting on a charge for a week for £13 compared to something lasting the same amount of time for £100 isn't there?

Oh UK. You won't switch mobile providers. And now look at you! £5.8bn you've lost

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I went to Tesco Mobile after suffering 2 years at the hands of EE, which I turned too after my abusive relationship with 3. I've never had a problem with the network - except in the case of trying to use a VPN over their mobile internet, it doesn't like that.

The good thing with Tesco is that they split the bill in half. You know what you pay for the handset, you know what you pay for the tariff. My 2 years is up in June, at which point my £35 a month will fall to £13 a month as I'll have stopped paying for the phone. EE definately didn't let me do this, neither did 3.

London Internet Exchange members vote no to constitution tweak

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"The majority of LINX members did not cast votes, The Reg has learned. Of those that did vote, 37 per cent rejected the plan and 63 per cent supported it. "

63% supported it? Are they Turkey's and are they not planning a holiday for Christmas?

Amid new push to make Pluto a planet again... Get over it, ice-world's assassin tells El Reg

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"I presume it's a Very early sandwich?"

A Very Early Morning Jam Sandwich.

"My nine year old has a mnemonic which works for him and which does not include Pluto. More importantly he totally gets why Pluto does not qualify."

Well he has time to work out why Pluto should also qualify as a planet.

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We are stealing the fun away from children by not teaching them the rhyme:

My Early Morning Jam Sandwich Usually Nausiates People

For the sake of our children, and our childrens children - Pluto must be a recognised rightly as a planet!

Smart Hosting offers up service credit in bid to hang on to clients

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Or it could be like one of those vouchers that say the real world monetary value is 0.0001p.

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"We're sorry we didn't respond to your emails regarding the issues you were having with our hosting, which impacted on your business for a week or two.

To show how sorry we are, and to show you how much your business means to us, here's £10. Don't spend it all at once."

Thats how much you mean to them. £10.

Apple to Europe: It's our job to design Ireland's tax system, not yours

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Re: "... shafted by the likes of Dell"

"And yet you probably didn't mind when Dell moved its assembly line from Bracknell to Dublin, huh?"

It's a bigger hit to the economy of an Island of ~3 million when a company like Dell leaves compared to the economy of a country with ~60 million.

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Re: @ wolfetone

"Just get over it although it's a bigger currency than the Sterling, and by the way I cannot have too many of them."

You can't say that, no matter how true it is. Because Brexiters don't deal in truths.

£350 million per day for the NHS anyone? No? What do you mean that was a lie? It was on the side of a bus!

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It proper annoys me that the Irish Government don't want the money. That €13 billion could be pumped in to training skilled workers to improve the economy, instead of the reliance on semi-skilled workers who can get shafted by the likes of Dell when they want to move their manufacturing facilities to other parts of the EU.

But nooooooo. That's far too good of an idea for it to make any financial sense to the friends and buddies of those sat in the Dail.

'At least I can walk away with my dignity' – Streetmap founder after Google lawsuit loss

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Re: My condolences.

Justice isn't blind to honesty, it just gets a helping hand from whoever has the biggest wallet.