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Cheap, flimsy, breakable and replaceable – yup, Ikea, you'll be right at home in the IoT world

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Re: If the lights can dim properly....

bigclivedotcom explained why house hold dimmers don't work with LED bulbs on YouTube. Very interesting video, and reasons for why they don't really work.

I kitted my house out with LED bulbs when I bought it, and I think its the best thing I ever did. However, I would like to say that you should avoid buying Meridian LED bulbs from Toolstation. I did, I bought 5 of them. Over the course of 3 months with light/moderate use they all stopped working.

Ex-military and security firms oppose Home Sec in WhatsApp crypto row

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Re: Ban Everything

Don't forget he also had a beard. That means Gillette will lobby the government to ban all facial hair because it can cause terrorism.

Robo-Uber T-boned, rolls onto side, self-driving rides halted

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Friend of my girlfriend had a Volvo XC90 drive head on in to her. She was in a Daewoo Matiz (so quite the size difference). They were doing 20mph, the other driver about the same. The Volvo driver was more interested in a house for sale than in the direction of her vehicle.

The front of the Daewoo was flat. The front of the car push down like a giant stepped on it. There was nothing wrong with the Volvo. I think it had a scuff on the bumper, but while the Daewoo had to be towed back to the friends house, the Volvo was driven off like nothing happened.

UK digital minister Matt Hancock praises 'crucial role' of encryption

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Re: opensource protocols

"I wonder if Amber Rudd has heard anything."

Zing!

Manufacturers reject ‘no deal’ Brexit approach

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Re: It'll be fine

"Have you actually read what invoking Article 50 actually means? We have 2 years to make a deal. If in 24 months from invoking Article 50 we have no deal negotiated then we revert to WTO rules. No ifs, no buts, no extensions. The EU cannot extend negotiations without breaking their own rules."

You need to re-read Article 50 from something that isn't the Daily Fail or The S*n.

If, at the end of negotiations, there is no deal a vote can be cast whereby the EU member states can agree to extend the time for negotiations. You can read the actual wording here, but to save you the trouble of clicking:

"1. Any Member State may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements.

2. A Member State which decides to withdraw shall notify the European Council of its intention. In the light of the guidelines provided by the European Council, the Union shall negotiate and conclude an agreement with that State, setting out the arrangements for its withdrawal, taking account of the framework for its future relationship with the Union. That agreement shall be negotiated in accordance with Article 218(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union. It shall be concluded on behalf of the Union by the Council, acting by a qualified majority, after obtaining the consent of the European Parliament.

3. The Treaties shall cease to apply to the State in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the Member State concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

4. For the purposes of paragraphs 2 and 3, the member of the European Council or of the Council representing the withdrawing Member State shall not participate in the discussions of the European Council or Council or in decisions concerning it.

A qualified majority shall be defined in accordance with Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

5. If a State which has withdrawn from the Union asks to rejoin, its request shall be subject to the procedure referred to in Article 49."

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It'll be fine

The 2 years will run it's course, they'll vote on extending the deadline within the EU and they'll agree to it. So there'll be another 6/12 months of negotiation, and then both sides will say they won when really both have had to make massive concessions.

But no matter, we'll all be in the Winchester until the whole thing blows over.

Boffins crowdsource hunt for 'Planet 9'

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Subheading: "That'll be the Daewoo"

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Headmaster

It's not "Planet 9". It's Nibiru.

BT hit with £42m fine for Ethernet compensation delays to competitors

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Considering that BT has paid £1.2 Billion for the rights to put some football on TV, what's £42 million to them?

Ubuntu 17.04 inches closer to production

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Re: Try the next Debian

100% agree with this.

Why bother drinking Skimmed Milk when you can have Whole Milk for the same price?

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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The USP

Salesman: "You should buy this dishwasher sir."

Sir: "Why? What's so good about it?"

Salesman: "You can turn the dishwasher on from the office, or on your way home, using your mobile!"

Sir: ".... does it load the dishwasher from my phone?"

Salesman: "No sir, you'd have to load it manually."

Sir: "So why would I load the dishwasher manually, then walk away and turn it on from my phone while on the train? Surely I'd just turn it on once I've finished loading it?

Salesman: ".... have you ever thought about buying a Samsung Smart TV sir?"

After London attack, UK gov lays into Facebook, Google for not killing extremist terror pages

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Re: @Tom Dial

Interesting today to see Amber Fudd say that "WhatsApp can't be a hiding place for terrorists" and that the security services "need access to encrypted information".

Anyone else see where this is going?

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Re: Distraction tactics - attack is the best form of defence

"Your terrorist is my Freedom Fighter."

I notice you have a down vote, probably for this line. It's a line that's true, but totally misunderstood by others on the internet.

This sort of shit, blowing up people, mowing people down in cars because of a religion didn't exist 15 years ago. But since 9/11 all we've had is countless wars. Invaded Afghanistan on a whim, invaded Iraq for oil under the guise of terrorism. It was said at the time that this would cause problems in the west. And it has. But it was ignored. For what reason, well draw your own conclusion.

The media doesn't help, because they know it sells papers or drives traffic to publish a story that gets you upset, gets you angry, but more importantly makes you afraid. The reality now that you could be murdered tomorrow by some terrorist fucking thick mental idiot resonates, you want all the information you can get to prevent you being a victim. There is some "murder porn" element to it too, a need to revel in the misery of others.

Plus, the media and Government like to point at someone who shouts some support of ISIS/ISL/A.N.Other Terrorist Organisation immediately means it's the act of that group. Bullshit. If I run on to the pitch at Wembley during the FA Cup final and kick a ball in the back of Arsenal's net, it doesn't mean I've scored a goal for Man Utd. Those organisations want this labelling by the authorities to happen because it gives them credit. It legitimises what they do. It means they win by making your child who watches the 6pm news wet the bed from fear because of that link.

Fact is it's been 13 years since the last mass murder of people in the UK, and 5 are now dead. You have more chance of winning the lottery than being murdered by one of these scumbags. But people won't think like that. They'll see a fella with a beard, someone with a thick asian accent and a rucksack and think "Shit he's a terrorist I'm going to be murdered". The same shit happened to my parents in the 70's when the IRA were bombing pubs. The moment you opened your mouth and an irish accent came out you were immediately a terrorist with a penchant for plastic explosives.

Don't let the fear of something that might happen affect how you do things. Don't let the bastards drag you down - both these wankers murdering people and our own Government. Neither group want the best for you. They want to make you suffer.

But we won't let them. I know damn well neither of those bastards will make me suffer.

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So are the Daily Fail journalists going to be arrested for viewing and consuming terrorist material?

Pure Silicon Valley: Medium asks $5 a month for absolutely nothing

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Re: Medium?

"I thought this was a story about a physic start-up."

Mystic Meg vs Septic Peg

Google pulls Hezbollah YouTube channel after we told them about the drone ads

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Don't knock it until you've tried it

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Aren't the adverts served up depending on what websites you've visited and what you've searched for on Google?

It's just that I'm fairly sure I could get a Durex condom advert before watching a Hezbollah video. Not to mention the Love Honey adverts, Saint Agur cheese, Build-a-Bear Workshop etc.

I've Been Moved: IBMers in same division slapped with 2nd redundo scheme in 2 months

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No one got fired for buying IBM

But the same can't be said for people who work for IBM.

Yet another job menaced by AI! Uh, wait, it says here... Dance Dance Revolution designers

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I see your Dream Theater, and I raise you a Dragonforce.

Squirrel sinks teeth into SAN cabling, drives Netadmin nuts

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Re: Rats!

Plus Rats can chew through concrete. So I don't know how long you expect the wire wool to keep them out.

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Reminds me of the Jasper Carrott joke about the 12 bore and the moles.

Disney plotting 15 more years of Star Wars

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Re: Money, Money, Money

I agree with this.

My fiancee's 14 year old sister loves Star Wars. This in itself baffles me, as when I was her age no girls at all liked anything sci-fi. Especially in deepest darkest Birmingham. But as a Christmas treat for her I took her to see Rouge One. She enjoyed it, I just sat there wondering what the hell was going on.

But it's all about the money, and they'll whore Star Wars for as much cash as they can get out of it at the expense of a coherrant story line etc.

Android Forums resets passwords after hack

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"Members of the site can find its breach notification statement here (registration required)."

The irony of asking it's members to log in to see if their account has been hacked.

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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"Also, the BMJ press release defines it as 14 units a week"

So we just have 7 pints on a Friday and we're covered?

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It's only a problem if you're counting.

'Clearance sale' shows Apple's iPad is over. It's done

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Re: Education PC seller says Apple is no good in that market

Yeah I noticed a video from him on YouTube telling the world why. Basically Discovery bought the show from Attaboy, and they wanted him to cut corners with the work on the cars to make it more of a "show". Basically cut back on the very thing that was interesting about the show. Mike Brewer's alright in small doses, but those doses have started to get bigger.

Ant Anstead is his replacement. He's the chap who was the mechanic on "For The Love Of Cars" with Philip Glennister. Not a bad replacement, although he's no Edd China or Fuzz Townsend. It is a shame. I learnt alot from Edd China on the program and he gave me the confidence to tinker with my own car (now cars).

But er, yeah. Apple in Education? Bad bad very bad etc.

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Re: Education PC seller says Apple is no good in that market

"And in other news, the pope is still a catholic."

Thank God. I need some stability in my life after this week, especially as Edd China is leaving Wheeler Dealers.

Worst. Week. Ever.

That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

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Re: Are lawyers allowed to lie?

"Who the fuck would employ a lawyer that couldn't lie?"

My dear boy you don't simply employ a lawyer who couldn't lie. You employ a lawyer who can be creative with the truth.

Microsoft loves Linux so much, its OneDrive web app runs like a dog on Windows OS rivals

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"What kind of linux user would actually ever want to use onedrive?"

You try working on a Microsoft Office document thats presented to you in a .docx format (for example), edit it in LibreOffice, and send it back to the client without the formatting or anything on that document breaking.

Trust me, from having been there and done that, Office 365 is the only course of action for us Linux types who have to use what the client gives us but don't want to dual boot a Windoze OS with an expensive copy of Office 2016 (or whatever) just for that one sole purpose.

That's what kind of Linux user would use OneDrive. A Linux user who has to put food on the table in a world where idiots still suck on the tit of Microsoft.

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It's been like that for months, and I honestly thought it was my laptop that was the problem (running Debian 8). I'd often log in, then go away and get a drink for myself while it loaded whatever it needed. Scroll, often wait another minute for it to catch up, then click on what I needed. After that it was alright, but I only ever go on it for the one or two files anyway.

I didn't even think to try changing the user agent string. And what do you know? The moment I do it normal service is resumed!

But, that said, shame on me for using Office 365. I don't even need it anymore (had to have it while working for a client and their penchant for using .docx and other Office 2013 specific files that screwed up in LibreOffice).

It's happening! It's happening! W3C erects DRM as web standard

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"And how would you pirate it? By furtling some already-existing open source browser which runs the DRM plugin."

Well, to be honest, Internet Explorer wasn't standards compliant for years. So if someone wants to build an open source browser that's standards compliant for the things that matter, and ignore this DRM Standard, then the original poster can do whatever the feck he likes.

Gift cards or the iPhone gets it: Hackers threaten Apple with millions of remote wipes

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What is value?

Can we learn to love AI and sex robots?

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Will you be putting on a public showing of Cherry 2000? The bit at the beginning, I still think that's the hottest thing every commited to film.

Well the bit before she fries herself in the water. And the bit before Laurence Fishburne's uncredited cameo.

Decapitating Rockall: How a 1970s Navy expedition blasted the top off the Atlantic islet

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"Here's a map of the agreed EEZ's. The UK doesn't have an awful lot considering her population density.Should Scotland claim the Northern part of the UK's EEZ, England and Wales would have very little to play with."

That might be, but consider that Great Britain still has a number of countries under its commonwealth. So take those in to consideration, compare them to what Scotland, Wales and Ireland have got, Britain isn't doing too badly.

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And it's a disputed territory between Ireland and the UK.

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"some 460 km (290 miles) west of Great Britain..."

It's 90 miles closer to Donegal than it is to Britain.

New iPad revealed. Big price cut is main feature

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Re: Re Slave Labour Camp

"IMHO that is hardly a slave labour camp when compared to say the Russian Gulags."

I don't care. I want my Gold membership. You promised.

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"Some of the proceeds from each will go towards (RED)'s HIV/AIDS testing, prevention and treatment programs."

Sorry to be cynical but for a company that uses a slave labour camp in China to produce an over priced phone, they can do a bit more than just sharing "some" of the proceeds of those particular phones.

London councils seek assurance over Capita's India offshoring plans

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Re: > taken off the dole

Oh I know the local authority needs to make savings (obviously authorities are the reason for the bank bailout in 2008, far too money risked on the stock market by those yobs). But there would still be more money in the local economy. So the money HMRC received in increased VAT, NI and general taxes would, in theory, pay for more stuff and less things would have to be cut.

BUT this idea is based on people in power being fair. Money went to where it was needed, not in to creating another manager/pen pusher role for "efficiency".

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How many people could be taken off the dole in the UK or from zero hour contracts and put in to a UK based centre to do Crapita's job?

How much money would be saved?

How much money would be generated for the local economies where these centres are based?

Sometimes it strikes me that the only people who know how to run the country are either driving taxis, cutting hair, or commenting on El Reg articles.

Linux-using mates gone AWOL? Netflix just added Linux support

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Well you're too kind Netflix, far too kind.

But I'm still not giving you £6.99 a month after you pulled the entire collection of Thomas The Tank Engine from me.

Info Commish marks own homework, says it didn't break law over Prince Charles request

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Well I don't blame the ICO, especially if any of them are planning a trip to Paris.

$1m Popslate e-ink screen venture tanks, Indiegogo backers flame out

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Forgive my ignorance, but couldn't you just build an antenna type arrangement around the screen to amplify the wireless signal?

Plans to force ISPs to filter content branded 'disproportionate'

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"P.S. Yes, I opt-out of every possible "child filter" for my personal life as possible. 2 x giffgaff blocks, and the ISP opt-in one. Not because I intend to do anything naughty, but because I want to make it quite clear that it's up to me if I do."

No one is judging you for looking at porn on your mobile phone.

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Re: What is this long, angled, low friction thing I see before me?

Indeed.

"Well, you've stopped children seeing tits on their mobile phones. Why aren't you stopping people from viewing those files on WIkileaks that point out how corrupt the UK Government is?"

Murder in space: NASA orders astronauts to KILL cripples – then fire bodies back to Earth

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@Little Mouse

"(* I like mice in general - but NOT BMFM)"

You know why? Because you suffer from little mouse syndrome.

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The Biker Mice from Mars did NOT deserve to be murdered like this.

Large Hadron Collider turns up five new particles

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Re: Say what?

"No doubt very impressive, but I have less than zero clue what 95% of this article means :/"

That's exactly what the investors say before they go "Sure, here's another few quid."

'Sorry, I've forgotten my decryption password' is contempt of court, pal – US appeal judges

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Re: Future Justice

"Why not cut to the chase; introduce a law which says "if we believe you to be guilty then you are. No evidence needed"."

We already have that in the UK.