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Ubuntu Linux daddy Mark Shuttleworth: Carrots for Unity 8?

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Canonical need to learn one thing and do it right: "If it isn't ready, don't release it".

Yes they need to test these things but Joe Public who installs Ubuntu just wants something that works. They don't want to have to fiddle with the OS. If they wanted to fiddle, they'd pick Debian or Arch, maybe even Slackware. They want the eye candy, they want stability, they want to be able to install software easily and have it work reliably.

If none of these happen, they get mightly pissed off. And as Ubuntu is really many a new users first taste of Linux, these things can leave a sour taste and stop these users embracing Linux for a while after.

So please, Mr.Shuttleworth, concentrate on doing one thing and doing it well: Release When Ready.

David Hockney creates new Sun masthead. Now for The Reg...

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Thought for all the world that I wrote The S*n.

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"1 in 5 Muslims back Jihadis"

"Irish homelessness soars, why don't they go back to Ireland? The streets of London are no more comfortable"

"Bonkers Bruno Locked Up"

"Zip me up before you go go"

Just some of the examples of the shite The Sun peddles to the masses who don't want to be seen buying porn.

But colluding in the cover up's of 96 dead human beings, and then accusing people who hate that rag of being "scouse professional victims"? Are you offended that your bible is seen for what it is sir?

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It would be good of El Reg to ammend the article to reference the shite rag newspaper by it's proper title: The Sun.

#JFT96

UK defence secretary: Russian hacks are destabilising Western democracy

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Re: BUT ... MUH DEMOCRACY!

They turk urr demurcrucurrrrrr!!!

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Holmes

Which chapter of 1984 is this taken from?

Guess who's suffering an email outage. Go on, it's as easy as 123-Reg

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In light of current events, and various MP's talking shite, the official cause of this outage and all the other ones will be "The Russians did it".

Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists

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If only beating the crap out of everything made everything work. There'd be no political problems then.

Brexit White Paper published: Broad strokes, light on detail

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BUT WE DIDN'T VOTE TO LEAVE THE SINGLE MARKET!!!!! You're on about tired memes yet you say this?!

People voted to leave the EU. They didn't want the EU dictating what shaped cucumbers they should have in their shops. But they will still want to go to Spain, they will still want to get hold of Axe from Lidl for the money they're on now. They don't want to pay more.

Anyway, we have to go with Article 50. That much is obvious, and only the complete idiot is still demanding we don't leave the EU. I'm one of those who wanted to stay, but I'm accepting we need to leave. But only if we get a good deal.

Put it this way. You and your wife are splitting up, you both have to leave the house. Your house is worth £400,000. Your mistress is demanding you move in with her and pronto. Your wife tells you that if you sell the house for £100,000 and you take on all her debts etc and the divorce can be finalised.

You would not agree to that. So why let this country be set down the river on a bonfire?

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In fairness to Frau May, she could say that the UK would strike a trade deal with Mars and we'd get all the worlds resources of oil and precious metals as well as giving everyone an 8 day week and it'd be fine.

Why? Because all she cares about is getting the go ahead to trigger Article 50 by March, and the MP's need to agree to let her do it based on this white paper. So it's doing what it needs to do, but to the people who have some common sense left it's obvious that there is no plan and no one knows what they're doing.

The MP's voting for this will be free of all fallout in later years regardless of what happens. They're pensioned off on a lovely pension, will walk in to high paying jobs on civvy street. It's us mugs YET AGAIN who will suffer from poor planning and poorer execution.

Protest against Trump's US travel ban leaves ‪PasswordsCon‬ in limbo

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Re: Alternatively...

@Captain Badmouth

If that's the only thing you could pick fault with in what I produced then I haven't done too badly.

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"Indeed. It is interesting that no one has or is making a fuss about the 11 countries that totally ban people with an Israel passport entering their countries and have done for several years"

Slightly different, as those 11 countries ban Israel passport holders because of the way Israel treats the Palestinians and how they have built illegal settlements on Palestinian land.

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Re: Alternatively...

Full disclosure: I don't give a shite about Trump. Don't like him, don't hate him, I just don't care about him.

"But something I have noticed on The Reg, is the degree of animosity that almost amounts to bullying when someone does post a comment expressing an alternative view."

It's everywhere. Graham Linehan (the writer of Father Ted) has been properly anti-Trump and he retweeted someone saying how old white men of the establishment hate change. So I ask them both if it would've been better if Hilary Clinton was in charge? What with the Gadaffi video and her asking why they couldn't drone Assange. He then tells me it's a conversation for adults only. A fairly childish remark, so I asked him why he was participating. Hello Block button.

The thing is there is a lot to the whole Presidential campaign in general. The focus on "Russian interferance" overtook the fact that Clinton was found to be dodgy via Podesta emails. The whole "Piss-gate" thing turned out to be a fan fiction story from 4Chan by an ex-MI5 guy who's all of a sudden gone missing. Then there's the murder of Seth Rich who worked for the DNC, shot in an apparent robbery but nothing was taken. There's also the case of the missing emails and how the FBI were prevented from investigating the theft and had to go through a third-party data recovery specialist to find out that, aparently, Russia was behind the hack. Just so happens the guy who owns the third-party data recovery business happens to be anti-Russian and supports a lot of anti-Putin/Russian Government groups. Oh and the pizza place in Washington? Deeply disturbing that someone goes in to it with an armed gun and opens fire because of "fake news" - but the FBI are looking in to the Podesta emails that mention this pizza place because of certain language used is akin to what peadophiles use. So is it still fake news if it's being investigated?

None of this, really, has been covered in the media. It's all fixations on Trump this and Trump that, and how people just so happen to bump in to Clinton who happens to be on a walk in the woods - Secret Service don't allow such people to "bump" in to people like that.

Joe Public take that on board from the media as Gospel truth and run with it. Then when we get in to situations like this on the internet, people stick to their version of the truth, like I do. However my truth, which I eluded to above, is taken from what I've found from the media and what I've found through independent research. That's a balanced view, that's how balance works. But this is 2017, people don't do balance anymore. They have their view, they air it, and they shout over people who dismiss their view. They don't debate it, they don't listen. They shout.

But yeah, God help the poor joe who has a valid viewpoint on some thing that a room full of people can't see.

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Re: Alternatively...

Everyone's entitled to their opinion, the same way as everyone is entitled to ignore it.

GitLab.com luckily found lost data on a staging server

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At least they were honest, transparent, and were open to people looking at what they were doing or going through.

We've all been stung by outages in the past and have never quite known why it went down, or why it took so long to come back up.

GitLab should be applauded. I was affected by this yesterday, but I'm happier now they've had this issue and shown what they're like in a crisis.

A pint for the team. Just the one, I'm not made of money.

Cassini sends back best ring-shots yet en route to self-destruct dive

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Obligatory "drown your sorrows" pint for the feels

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Re: Obligatory xkcd ref

Obligatory pint for referencing xkcd.

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Do you ever think, if machines had souls (which the poet inside me thinks they do), that Cassini is just happily snapping away, but noticing it's getting a bit closer to Saturn and asking NASA "Guys, you know I'm getting a bit closer to this thing don't you? Guys?".

Openreach appoints former TUC head to independent board

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"Brendan Barber appointment part of BT's plans to rebuild 'credibility'"

When were they ever credible?

GitLab.com melts down after wrong directory deleted, backups fail

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Re: Saw this last time backups were in the news - seems relevant

Na, na na

NA NA NA NA,

NA NA NA NA,

Back ups

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Re: Livestreaming

It's funny that you can see all of these gamer profiles coming on and asking what GitLab is.

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I've done this. Ran an "rm -rf" command on a production server due to an email system creating a huge log file that brought the whole server down. Early in the morning, noisey open plan office, I run rm -rf forgetting I'm in the root directory. It wasn't until Linux started saying "/boot/ could not be removed". And I'm thinking "Why is there a /boot/ directory in this folder?". I cancelled what I could, but it was too late.

Server was off for 36 hours because the great guys at Rackspace tried to restore a 120GB backup to the 60GB drive what was unaffected by my mistake.

But hey, it was the first time in my career I did that and so far it's been the last time.

Dido queen of carnage steps down from TalkTalk

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Dido's First Job Interview

"So, tell me more about the last place you worked in."

"I worked for TalkTalk over seeing the company and the progress it made."

"TalkTalk you say? Oh, oh! Wasn't that the company that got hacked?"

"Erm, yes it was but.."

"And wasn't it the company that said there was no problems with the security of their routers even though there was?"

"Well, yes that was said but.."

"I see, so tell me again why you want this job?"

".... because I need the money and no one likes me at home."

"Well, in that case I'm happy to say - welcome to wonderful world of being a UKPC Parking Attendant. Welcome aboard!"

NHS reply-all meltdown swamped system with half a billion emails

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"Gimme a break, they were probably all admin staff."

The fiancee's mother is a nurse who spends her days visiting those who are housebound or bone idle lazy. She got the email.

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""A requirement to put in place compensating controls to limit the impact of fucking idiots who respond with Reply-All to a test message" "

Those "fucking idiots" are too busy saving your life pal to worry about clicking the wrong button on an email.

NASA honors Apollo 1 crew 50 years after deadly launchpad fire

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Re: 15psi is only needed to offset external pressure

But if you read the testimonies of the people around the crew hatch, both the astronauts and those outside tried to open the door. They couldn't, because the pressure inside the CM was pushing the door in to the hole. They revised this for the later missions where the door opened outwards.

It doesn't matter what the other concerns were for the choice of door opening direction. The fact is they didn't think they may need to open the door quickly in an emergency.

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Re: 15psi is only needed to offset external pressure

If the capsule door was able to open outward instead of inward they'd have stood a better chance in my opinion.

Millions of Brits stick with current broadband provider rather than risk no Netflix

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What's the surprise?

My mom is 67 and she's been with the same bank for 30 years. She's been with the same energy suppliers for the last 20 years. She's been with the same home insurance provider since her and my dad bought the house in 1984.

When I ask her why doesn't she switch and get a better deal, she said "They always promise you that it'll be cheaper but it never works out that way".

My response of "So you switch again" didn't go down well.

Moral of the story: People are creatures of habbit. Only tight people and millionaires switch providers to get the best deal.

Please come back! TalkTalk woos customers with broadband offers

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"Or bail out. Most of the smaller ISPs are highly responsive and aren't raising prices."

We haven't had the letter yet, it's at that point we get 30 days to cancel.

I have looked at others for the broadband, but the TV is a killer. Not for me, I don't really watch it although I will watch sports (rarely). It's the fiancee that's the overlord with the TV so we won't be ripping it out. So we agreed she'd put in £6 a month to keep BT going.

But we're in some sort of cartel here in the UK. If you want the broadband and the TV, you have 3 choices. If you don't choose them, then you go for people like TalkTalk or Plusnet, but you're still feeding that monopoly.

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Re: Cant stand that Dildo woman

"Raise prices in December and give that back as a promotion in the new year. WTF are thay playing at?"

In the first week of January my 12 month deal period with BT ran out. Phoned them up and "wrangled" a deal with them which meant I would now be paying £6 per month less than what I was paying for the previous 12 months.

2 weeks(ish) later, BT announce they're raising prices which will add £6 per month to my deal for this year.

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TalkTalk - For Those Who Love A Shit Service

Corn-based diet turns French hamsters into baby eating cannibals

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I remember at primary school our teacher had two hamsters in the classroom. One day one of the girls starts screaming, teacher comes over and the girl points at the hamster cage. The girl hamster was giving birth to pups, and eating them. I think three died, two were unharmed, and of the two that died the teacher tried to save them by putting a plaster over the wounds.

Turned out that the second hamster wasn't a girl at all.

Has President Trump’s executive order on 'Public Safety' killed off Privacy Shield?

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@KjetilS

Citation here.

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"Pence jotted it out on the back of an envelope, spilled coffee on it and handed it to his puppet to sign."

But the list of these countries wasn't put together by Trump or Pence, it was Obama's administration that came up with the list.

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"...temporary ban on all Muslims entering the USA from certain countries"

I thought it was all citizens from countries that Muslims are the majority and have already been reported on harbouring or facilitating terrorism (With the exception of Saudi Arabia)? Because no where in the order text does it explicitly say Muslims. So Christians (while in the minority) come under this ban.

Which begs the question: has the writer based this article on the actual order or from other media?

Boeing's 747 to fly off the production line for the foreseeable future

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Re: even if its role has changed to a cargo-hauler.

"(Excruciating when you're only up there because your wife works for an airline and the tickets are almost free.)"

Well if you don't like it maybe I could go in your place next time? Don't worry I'll take good care of your wife :)

Devonians try to drive Dartmoor whisky plan onto rocks

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Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

"As a USian it's spelled whiskey as in bourbon whiskey."

I think you need to go back to your other USian's and politely remind them that it's bourbon whisky.

Whiskey has an E as it comes from Eire.

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That's the last time I do geography when I'm drunk.

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Re: Slàinte mhath

I can personally recommend the Tobermory Whisky. Which is distilled on the isle of Tobermory, where the CBBC show "Ballamory" was filmed, if anyone who was forced to watch enjoyed watching it was interested.

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Re: Whisky vs Whiskey

Whiskey is for whiskey distilled in Ireland. It's Whisky for everything else.

Examples: Penderyn Whisky (Welsh), Akashi Whisky (Japanese), and The English Whisky Co. Ltd.

Paddys Whiskey, Jamesons Whiskey, Bushmills Whiskey, and Powers Whiskey.

National Audit Office: UK's military is buying more than it can afford

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Like the brilliant Tony Benn (RIP) once said, "If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people."

I'd sooner the billions were cut from the "Defence" budget and injected in to the NHS, instead of the other way round. Nearly 30 years on this Earth and I've never seen anything defended by the military, only invaded.

Naughty sysadmins use dark magic to fix PCs for clueless users

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I posted it using a VPN. What else do you want?

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"As someone who writes for a living, and dabbles in fiction, I also consider how hard it would be to write a decent fake On-Call."

Challenge accepted!

Doomsday Clock moves to 150 seconds before midnight. Thanks, Trump

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Never trust a clock that can go backwards as well as forwards.

Chinese bloke cycles 500km to get home... in the wrong direction

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"Am I Going The Right Way?"

"Yes mate."

In real life, Q is a woman! Head of MI6 calls for more female techies at SIS

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Re: Dunno about the leg, but the clock...

Wouldn't that be an ex-grandfather-in-law clock?

Don't worry, I'm leaving.

UK ISPs may be handed cock-blocking powers

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"That was probably a story in the Bible Old Testament too. King David didn't mind who he had killed on his way to getting a woman he fancied."

I'm not sure. Lolita was underage. Youngest person in the Old Testament was 239 years old.

CHEERS! Office 2013 now on Wine 2.0

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Linux

Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh

Feels good to be a freetard.

Viva Linux!