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Need cash? Your IPv4 stash can now be collateral for $100M loans

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Monopoly?

I wonder if the financial wizards behind this have worked out that IPv4 addresses are an appreciating asset. Companies using this facility are by definition in trouble, so a significant number will go under. The plan may be to get a controlling proportion of the available address space, and so control the price.

Apple has locked me in the same monopolistic cage Microsoft's built for Windows 10 users

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Shiny hardware that does what you want

<fanboy>If you want a nice 13-inch device, that does not lock down what you run on it, you need a Framework 13. If you are a shell-using, Python-wrangling power user, you run a Linux Distro on it. Nice 3:2 screen, as much storage as you want, pick-your-processor, loads of I/O. When they launch an AI-capable motherboard, you just upgrade!

And of course upgradable, replaceable battery, yada, yada. And less than a MacBook.

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Man with artificial heart survives over 100 days outside hospital

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turbulence

I wonder if having a free-floating impeller means that the blades are constantly stirring the blood, and thus may cause coagulation in zones of high shear around the blade tips?

Europe's largest council kept auditors in the dark on Oracle rollout fiasco for 10 months

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Surely actively conspiring to mislead the Auditor is misconduct?

Microsoft will kill Remote Desktop soon, insists you'll love replacement

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Re: Can we finally force real correct Kerberos auth?

Their telemetry tells them that only you and about 6 others need the functionality, so they removed it.

Google's Chrome divorce still on the cards as Trump's DoJ plays hardball

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Google admit it in their own response.

If constraining Google's business "would harm America's consumers, economy, and national security", then they are too big and have a monopolistic influence.

The NHS security culture problem is a crisis years in the making

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Re: The magic word is.....

Public sector managers can never be accountable. Once IT directors are accountable, then it might spread to other directors too (on the grounds that management decisions can and do kill people).

Can't have that! Will never happen.

Scotland now home to Europe's biggest battery as windy storage site fires up

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Re: This is great news but...

Fridge, freezer, central heating boiler, a few lights. Hits 100W easy.

C++ creator calls for help to defend programming language from 'serious attacks'

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Re: How bunker mentality

And that is the problem with C++. When it was just C-wirh-classes, or structs-with-methods, normal human beings could conceive how it works

But operator-overloading, templates, generics, and all the rest of the clever syntax that makes declarations look like a fandango on the shifted numeric row just ensure that only the elite practitioners can actually cope.

C++ jumped the shark years ago.

Mega council officers had no idea what they were buying ahead of Oracle fiasco

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sunk cost fallacy

The remaining estimated cost would cover a ground-up, from-scratch rewrite.

With the extra benefit of not needing to do it all again when the current product "goes out of support".

Google binning SMS MFA at last and replacing it with QR codes

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Have you got one of those touch screen poky tool things with the rubber squishy bit on the end? They work better than a dry cold finger, and being smaller let you see the button you are poking.

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Re: UK Banks

Tried using Island/Insular? It lets you lock apps in a fake eork profile.

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Re: UK Banks

And the bank app is "self funding" as they are generally stuffed full of tracking libraries! Aaaaaagh!

Here's the ugliest global-warming chart you'll ever need to see

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Re: Just another alarmist global warming rant

The failed predictions will be from the Summary for Policymakers part of the IPCC report, not the body.

All of the disaster predictions are based on RPC8.5 models, which are just silly.

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Re: Just another alarmist global warming rant

Ad-hom = no argument.

Lloyds Bank reviews tech and engineering personnel in reorg

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But outages are free nowadays.

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But, nothing actually happens about this kind of thing. The move to the Cloud, and rampant offshoring, reduces reliability and availability. But the customers are trained (resigned) to not being able to access their accounts occasionally, so banks no longer need 24/7/365 reliability. Azure will do.

TLDR; All software and systems are now shit. So why bother spending money that your competitor isn't spending?

GNOME 48 beta is another nail in X11's coffin

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Re: I can feel the downvotes coming! Be gentle.

I always look at a Gnome desktop, and just go ... "where is everything?". How do I see what I have available?

And how do I add shortcuts (I think the answer is "you don't).

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Re: No Thanks

And in consequence, you get coders (I won't call them "engineers") who are just flummoxed by actual computing.

Broadcom reportedly investigates acquiring Intel’s chip design biz

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Another bad option

First Qualcomm, now Broadcom?

The value in Intel is the patent portfolio, not the products.

Crimelords and spies for rogue states are working together, says Google

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Re: Incentivizing

Absolutely. The buggy, insecure software is generally provided by the companies bleating about a Government response to cybercrime. And then used by other companies and not patched. No current law allows for anything other than a mild slap on the wrist.

Google confirms Gulf of Mexico renamed to appease Trump – but only in the US

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This stuff matters.

"Nine dash line" anyone?

UK government using AI tools to check up on roadworthy testing centers

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There will be patterns. Out-of-line pass or fail rates, cars-always-pass-on-a-Friday, the age mix of pass/fail being out of the ordinary. These will no doubt indicate incompetence or corruption.

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Most States do not. Even California just does a "smog test" for emissions, but the basic vehicle safety features (steering, brakes) are not checked. Watch the many US-based automotive repair YT channels for the kinds of rotted-out deathtraps that are on the road.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_inspection_in_the_United_States

Legacy systems running UK's collector are taxing – in more ways than one

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Re: When You Know A Decent Policy For "Growth"...Just Post It Here!

These high-growth countries have one thing in common. They understand that a prosperous economy is full of people doing productive things. In order fo this to happen, there must be businesses employing the people.

So these high-growth economies don't import anything they don't have to, instead ensuring that local demand is satisfied by local business. This is achieved by regulation or by direct import controls/tariffs.

However, our lords and masters could not conceive of upsetting the Globalist gravy train, so successive governments of all stripes have either watched as local industry dies, or actively worked to ensure it's failure.

Labour would rather people all worked for the State, and the Tories don't like pissing off the financial services industry, which runs on globalisation.

London has 400 GW of grid requests holding up datacenter builds

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Re: Minimal loss?

And fixing it when it goes bang (and it does, big style) is also "extremely expensive"

Microsoft 365 price rises are coming – pay up or opt out (if you can find the button)

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Re: The procedure I found to switch plan

Wow. Along with this: "Clicking "Cancel subscription" within a customer's Microsoft account will allow the non-Copilot option to be selected.".

Who's going to "Cancel subscription"? You might lose all of your data!

Nasty.

Musk's move fast and break things mantra won't work in US.gov

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Re: "You're driving towards a wall!" "No I'm not!" *smash*

We have the same problem in the Uk. Will it survive 4 years of mindlessly destruction?

Agent P waxes lyrical about 14 years of systemd

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Re: Not a Hater

2 things:

1) SystemD re-implements some features. But it does so in an unexpected and worse way. For example, fstab mounts used to fail-soft, leaving you with a system which while broken, could at least be logged in to to fix it. Now, mount fails are fatal. Ands since the mounting (for swap files) happens in initrd, just patching fstab frm a rescue disk doesn't fix it.

2) It does not work like it's documented. I was trying to implement a script that runs on shutdown before the users are logged out. It seems that the user sessions are ended, and their processes killed, before any unit shutdowns are processed.

2.1) Oh, yes, changed defaults to suit LP's desktop. It used to be that processes started by users lived after the user logged out. Because he got fed up with Gnome desktop processes being left over on session end, he unilaterally changed the default to kill all processes on logout. You can disable this, but it surprises you when you first upgrade from SysVinit.

Veterans Affairs reboots Oracle health records project for $330M

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Why does Oracle get this free pass?

The sell some stuff, and then nobody says "throw it away, it's broken! get something else!"

Dems want answers on national security risks posed by hiring freeze, DOGE probes

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Move fast, break things, drains up.

To be fair, the perception is that the whole system has become so ossified, so encrusted with stuff that happens because it's always happened, and little projects that are nothing to do with running a country, that doing the IT thing of just switching it off and seeing what stops working is the only solution.

USAID was a really bad case of that.

There are organisations who have become comfortable with the constant drip of State cash who need to have hard questions asked.

If they just reviewed everything, 40 years would not be enough to review each one.

Eggheads crack the code for the perfect soft boil

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Re: "a total duration of 32 minutes"

That makes it hard to remove the shell. The high initial temperature pings the membrane off the shell.

Mixing Rust and C in Linux likened to cancer by kernel maintainer

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Re: This is the scariest part of all this, IMO

Reading the comments in the thread, there definitely seems to be a case of "I enable the Rust components, I change some Code, it stops building. If I disable the Rust build, it works again". That sounds like there needs to be more work on the shim layers to be less fragile.

I can see that one might get unhappy if you say "this breaks things" and you get the response "our code must go in, and you must help maintain it!"

Arm gives up on killing off Qualcomm's vital chip license

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Re: The best possible outcome for ARM

We had to obey the no-State-aid rules.

Why UK Online Safety Act may not be safe for bloggers

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Re: First amendment ?

I suspect this is a bit of malicious compliance.

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Re: Brown said he intends to put this question directly to Ofcom

Yep. In other words, it depends on whether *Ofcom* are offended by the content. We know where that is going....

Musk’s DOGE ship gets ‘full’ access to Treasury payment system, sinks USAID

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In the one hand, the ad-hom is "TDS".

On the other hand, it is "Nazi fascist dictator"!

Godwin applies here too.

US datacenters in for shock as Canada mulls cutting the juice over Trump tariffs

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Re: Short term pain for long term gain.

The current incumbent has hardly presided over unbridled success, has he?

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Re: UK has has an economic growth problem

It would help if we had a government who were determined to improve the situation. They seem to be hell-bent on doing the opposite.

It could be ideology, it might well be incompetence, but is there a chance they are deliberately doing it so that the only way out is to abase ourselves before the IMF and the European Commission?

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"Looking forward to an end to the current 100% tariff on Chinese EVs"

Why?

Do you want more people to lose there jobs?

Call of Duty studio co-founder pleads guilty to crashing drone into firefighting aircraft

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Re: Canada tariffs....

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/outside-investigations-to-examine-ladwps-empty-reservoir-during-palisades-fire/3617569/

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-01-22/why-has-a-reservoir-in-palisades-stood-empty-for-a-year

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/la-fires-santa-ynez-reservoir-pacific-palisades-california/

The hydrants ran dry, for various reasons. You build next to fire canyons, you need effective fire response resources.

Humans brought the heat. Earth says we pay the price

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Poor work, El Reg.

We don't need politics in our tech news, thanks.

Only 1 in 10 Oracle Java users want to stay with Big Red

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FAIL

Java peaked at around 1.6. Since then, the feature-creatures have been at it and the syntax has become Baroque.

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Re: MS openjdk

Unless it's rotted some, the last time I ran a Minecraft server it was quite happy on a Debian box with OpenJDK.

A good kind of disorder: Boffins boost capacitor tech by disturbing dipoles

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Re: Breakdown?

Maybe they could put the capacitors on little wire legs to isolate them. Novel, eh?

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Re: Breakdown?

Wow. So the old thing where vintage gear will last for decades if the capacitors are good will come to an end, as the new capacitors will fail after a year or two?

Enshittification of hardware proceeds apace.

The curious story of Uncle Sam's HR dept, a hastily set up email server, and fears of another cyber disaster

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Re: welcome to hell

Calm down dear.

Fear of the unknown keeps Broadcom's VMware herd captive. Don't be cowed

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Re: "Open your wallet and repeat after me: help yourself?"

Aaagh! Sapristi Spon! You are correct!

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"Open your wallet and repeat after me: help yourself?"

(c) Colonel Bloodnok

Astronomers red-faced after mistaking Musk's Tesla Roadster for asteroid

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Most importantly

... where can I get one of those towels?