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With depressing predictability, FCC boss leaves office with a list of his deeds... and a giant middle finger to America

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Here would be good.

This is the place where his successor really needs to spend an afternoon signing orders to roll back his legacy!

SpaceX powers through bad case of wind to nail Falcon 9's eighth droneship landing

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Let's be a bit fair to Elon

... he is gaining more "Tony Stark" points by the day!

Windows Product Activation – or just how many numbers we could get a user to tell us down the telephone

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At least you had the boxes

I worked somewhere where the boss tidied the software cupboard, Carefully kept all the CDs, and discarded the cardboard. Guess where all of the activation keys were?

Screw you, gadget-menders! No really, you'll need loads of screwdrivers to fix Apple's AirPods Max headphones

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Re: Applecare

My Dualit toaster can be completely dismantled with a couple of screwdrivers. Elements and such are available.

I expect to hand it down.

Back to the office with you: 'Perhaps 5 days is too much family time' – Workday CEO

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Re: I'd have to disagree...

I can now use my Model M keyboard without shame....

Parler games: Social network for internet rejects sues Amazon Web Services for pulling plug on hosting

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Now it's just a question of degree

Well, we used to be able to say "we are not like China!". Now, we too take stuff down and block stuff that we don't like.

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And then you spoiled it.

@45RPM. You may well be right about ProudBoys, ISIS, and don't forget XR, AntiFa and the rest of the violent absolutist nutjobs across the political spectrum.

But with your choice of list, you indicate tolerance of "violent absolutist nutjobs" as long as they are our "violent absolutist nutjobs". Anyone who holds an opinion you don't like you lump in with "them".

This is the slippery slope that the censors start on.

I mean, you may not like Farage, you may consider his opinions abhorrent - but that does not make them "illegal"

Unauthorised RAC staffer harvested customer details then sold them to accident claims management company

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Re: Competition for the RAC?

You are joking.

The RAC are too big for that. "Lessons would be learned".

There are senior executives involved - different rules apply.

Explained: The thinking behind the 32GB Windows Format limit on FAT32

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Re: Future proofing size constraints

@Version1.0 As a room heater, or a computer?

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

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Aldi AA

Aldi's alkalines are about the same capacity as Duracell Ultras at only £2 for 8. Yes I built a test rig!

Not the Simply Duracells they have next to them. Those are pants.

Passwords begone: GitHub will ban them next year for authenticating Git operations

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Re: A self-defeating approach?

8? Please tell us the bank, so we can pre-emptively avoid them!

US aviation regulator issues safety bulletins over flaws in software updates for Boeing 747, 777, 787 airliners

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Re: Unknown unknowns

Ryan Air (of course) has explicitly said that they will not be specifying aircraft type on the flight plan released to passengers.

How the US attacked Huawei: Former CEO of DocuSign and Ariba turned diplomat Keith Krach tells his tale

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where does the finance come from?

This is the issue. Huawei can afford to invest huge amounts in R&D, and offer sweetheart deals to struggling operators to sell their kit. And supply infinite numbers of on-site engineers to make it go.

All of this requires financial muscle, and the suspicion is that Huawei has essentially an infinite credit line to the Chinese State to achieve this. Even Boeing isn't that well supported.

It's not about being out-competed, but out-subidised.

Cybersecurity giant FireEye says it was hacked by govt-backed spies who stole its crown-jewels hacking tools

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Dump the tools on GitHub

Then we can all test our networks!

Uncle Sam sues Facebook for allegedly discriminating against US workers in favor of foreigners on H-1B visas

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Re: Not alone

Didn't that get proposed then struck down? Odd.

Mall of duty: Black Ops. No, you're not a customer, you're just an ad audience metric

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Clock time

I wonder if the PC clock setting has anything to do with the time-limited nature of the VidiReports software?

Retired engineer confesses to role in sliding Microsoft Bob onto millions of XP install CDs

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"Open-source desktop environments certainly didn't get better."

Well, they did for a while, then the Gnome crew took a look at Win10, and thought "if they can get away with THAT...." and took away all the toys that made it usable. Behold, Gnome 3.

Mysterious metal monolith found in 'very remote' part of Utah

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Re: Bah!

We iz old. They may not be.

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Re: Film set

No that's planets-that-are-not-Earth on Dr Who.

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Film set

Does all of Utah look like a Star Trek away mission set?

Ad banned for suggesting London black cabs have properties that prevent the spread of coronavirus

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Re: Seems a bit harsh

If all ads were held to the same degree of exactitude, advertising hoardings across the country would be blank, colour supplements would be mere leaflets, and ITV could be done by 3pm!

European recommendations following Schrems II Privacy Shield ruling cast doubt on cloud encryption practices

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Re: What about Office Suites?

Hosting in the UK is no good. The US CLOUD act has seen to that. If it's a Microsoft server, then Microsoft US must access it.

FYI: Alibaba Cloud says it has robot sysadmins that swap faulty disks in four minutes

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The racks are for human use.

Note the robot's behaviour on insertion. It slightly misses the slot first time, and raises the drive a snidge and tries again. Then it actually gently wiggles it side-to-side to get it in with no snags.

Marketers for an Open Web ask UK competition watchdog to block launch of Google's anti-tracking Privacy Sandbox

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Re: I'm not a Chrome User

Enjoy your Chrome-less browsing while you can. All browsers will be Chromium soon. Even Firefox.

HP: That print-free-for-life deal we promised you? Well, now it's pay-per-month to continue using your printer ink

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Re: Time bombs? (Brother)

And the ones that take the TN-241/5 cartridges have no chips, So you can buy cheap knock-off cartridges for (realitively) buttons. Or even refill, if you're brave.

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Re: Not to throw shade..

Pay £2 a month. Print 50 A4 photos. Win!

Northern Ireland announces £165m full-fibre rollout funded by 2017 DUP agreement with Theresa May's UK government

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Doing up the kitchen before sale.

Nice new broadband installed just before we get forced to finally give Norn Iron to the Oirish.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledges £12bn green economy package

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Re: Missing from the article.

No, it's affecting us now. Mitsubishi have already thrown in the towel on European car sales, as they can't commit to 100% electric vehicles. So the amount of choice will be going down, and prices will increase, as usually happens when a very small number of companies get to carve up the market between them.

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Re: How many Nukes will we need?

Right now, every winter, they issue an alert as the safety margin is breached. The lights are only on because of imported power, coal, and OCGT generation. This is because there is no wind. More windmills just means a bigger emergency every winter.

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Re: Not a chance !

Oh but they are. Not out loud, maybe, but ultimately the only solution will be no personal transport for us, the proles. London already has Public transport, the rest of us can just walk.

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Re: Not a chance !

Discounts? You're kidding, right? Cars will be charged from separate contacts, charged at a higher rate. You will be no more allowed to charge from a 13a socket as you are now allowed to run on red diesel.

Microsoft warns against SMS, voice calls for multi-factor authentication: Try something that can't be SIM swapped

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Paypal 2FA

Paypal used to hand out secure key generator fobs and cards. Now they are trying really hard to get rid of them, and rely on SMS only!

Ransomware crims read our bank balance and demanded the lot, reveals Scotland's Dundee and Angus College

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So instead of un-backed-up local storage

.. they are going to use un-backed-up cloud storage! Profit!

Three rips up call centre outsourcing contract with Capita 2+ years early

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No more Three SIMS for me then

If customer service, a mission-critical component, is outsourced to the lowest of the low bidders, then no thanks!

We've made it: Microsoft deems El Reg relevant enough to have a play with the nerfed version of its upcoming Xbox

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Re: Clear as mud

It maintains the idea that the only product is the latest one. All of the old stuff is just legacy, bin it, get this one!

Apple of course are masters at this. Apple Watch, anyone?

Amid pandemic and economic uncertainty, enterprises find they've lost the will to migrate to SAP's S4/HANA

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FAIL

Do *that* all over again?

Presumably, like all ERP integrations, making their existing stuff work properly took years more than expected and cost much money and pain.

Now it's stable enough to just get on with their lives.

And SAP want companies to upgrade because "new shiny!" - and because SAP needs the money?

I can see that not aligning with many business plans!

I wonder if there is a legal route to force SAP to maintain the functionality of the product that companies bought. Otherwise, said customers may well be better looking elsewhere.

Vivo pushes out X51 5G: Chipper whippersnapper, quite a battery-sapper, but at least the wrapper's dapper

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Obligatory

XKCD

Google reCAPTCHA service under the microscope: Questions raised over privacy promises, cookie use

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The wrong people are paying.

reCAPTCHA has the same problem that Google Analytics has. Both are free for the web-site operator to use, and they provide useful services (bot prevention and usage stats). But we, the users, pay with our PII. And we didn't agree to help pay for the website like that.

Even the UK Government does it!.

X.Org is now pretty much an ex-org: Maintainer declares the open-source windowing system largely abandoned

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Waaah. I'm bored of fixing this old crap!

You might be fed up of X11 being old and crusty, but it's all we've got until Wayland is feature-complete. Which it is blatantly not.

Without a working and reliably-deployed UI, the desktop will be owned by Microsoft. Or maybe the point is to ensure that the only way to get a reliable Linux desktop is to buy a RedHat desktop license?

Linus Torvalds hails 'historic' Linux 5.10 for ditching defunct addressing artefact

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Re: Yes, but...

Slackware still has a real 386 build.

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Re: Yes, but...

Via Eden processors aee now officially dead.

After figuring out that hope is not a strategy, SAP has a new one: We're gonna shift on-prem customers to the cloud!

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FAIL

You hear about ERP disasters....

... and you wonder if it's just the usual techy snark.

But only 8100 "completed" deployments out of 15,100? S4/HANA has been around for 5 years, and only just over half of the deployments are live?

Those poor, poor companies that were sold such a massive pup, and are still not able to use the hugely expensive software they paid for.

Federal judge temporarily neutralizes President Trump's blockade against visas for foreign techies, other workers

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Re: Hypocrite Much?

Why do the course if you are competing with low-paid H1B imports? It has to stop somewhere!

England's COVID-tracking app finally goes live after 6 months of work – including backpedal on how to handle data

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Re: Is the QR code check part of the app in a legal requirement for venues?

Went to a motorway service station the other day. Each picnic table has a QR code, and a URL for those of us who are QR-reader-less. I started filling in the web page, when I noticed the "check here to let us send you offers from $(service station operator)" bit at the bottom. I thought the info was supposed to be confidential?

GitHub redesign goes mobile-friendly – to chagrin of devs who shockingly do a lot of work on proper computers

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Bitbucket is the same

They constantly roll out new uis and appearences for existing screens. The new versions frequently lack features that used to exist. Then they may or may not add them back.

Nvidia to acquire Arm for $40bn, promises to keep its licensing business alive

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Re: BBC coverage is surprisingly ok

NVidia? Let's be thankful it wasn't Qualcomm......

The power of Bill compels you: A server room possessed by a Microsoft-hating, Linux-loving Demon

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Re: Power! (fabricobble)

Ave is the source.

Gartner on cloud contenders: AWS fails to lower its prices, Microsoft 'cannot guarantee capacity', Google has 'devastating' network outages

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"IBM Cloud"

Notice it's mostly for lift-and-shift.

That's because it's really SoftLayer, which was getting old when IBM Borged it - and isn't really "cloud" just VM hosting. Last I looked, the capacity management is utterly pants. There was simply no way to find out if you had enough capacity for a set of VMs that were going to be in the same private network until you create them.

And I bet the random-number billing is no better too.

You're all wet: Drippy chips to help slash data centre power consumption and carbon costs

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Re: No physics again.

Because moving the cooling fluid about is only a part of overall cooling costs. I'd suggest that the majority is the heat pumps (i.e., chillers) that expend energy to "push energy uphill" to make the heat-exchangers that cool the coolant with fresh air hotter, and so more effective.

This is why data centres in arctic countries work so well - when the air is sub-zero, you don't need a heat-pump.

Huawei set to exit server, storage, networking business in the UK

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Re: So, how was it that

I'm not sure about your analysis of Bell Telephone.

You are right that the "crown jewels" of Lucent were allowed to rust away, but something had to be done about the woeful state of the domestic telephone system, which was allowed to stagnate with no competition to force Bell to up it's game. Bell Labs was essentially well-funded by the excessive profits of the Bell monopoly, which hurt everyone else and mostly went in execs pockets anyway.

The result of the Bell breakup didn't stick, as successive US Governments looked away as the Baby Bells were re-combined into Verizon, Sprint, Comcast, etc. Who carefully don't compete at all.