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There is a dashboard running for the archivebot process at http://www.archivebot.com.

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. (self.Jokes)

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Walks into a barC and C++ walk into a bar... (self.Jokes)

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? (self.Jokes)

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The sky above looked ominous, so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain again today?!" (self.Jokes)

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When England had an Emperor, it was an Empire; when it had a King, it was a Kingdom; now they have Theresa May... (self.Jokes)

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LongAn old woman wants to get married one last time so she doesn't die alone. (self.Jokes)

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When does a joke become a dad joke? (self.Jokes)

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PoliticsTrump always wanted to be screwed by one of his kids (self.Jokes)

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Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer. (self.Jokes)

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How do stoners propose to one another? (self.Jokes)

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What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students? (self.Jokes)

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Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert? (self.Jokes)

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Why did the pedestrian die after getting hit by a pot smoker? (self.Jokes)

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LongOnce upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam. (self.Jokes)

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I like my women like I like my coffee. (self.Jokes)

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LongPregnant Wife (self.Jokes)

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Why is the white guy the scariest person in jail? (self.Jokes)

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My girlfriend said I'm horrible at fixing Appliances. (self.Jokes)

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I call my car the 'Pussy Wagon' (self.Jokes)

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I saw two guys walking down the street in matching clothing. (self.Jokes)

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Damn girl are you my report card? (self.Jokes)

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How were people born?" (self.Jokes)

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"Nothing rhymes with Orange." (self.Jokes)

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Whats the difference between a spear and a feminist? (self.Jokes)

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