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LongOnce upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam. (self.Jokes)

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Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer. (self.Jokes)

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I call my car the 'Pussy Wagon' (self.Jokes)

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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? (self.Jokes)

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why did god create man before he created woman? (self.Jokes)

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? (self.Jokes)

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My girlfriend said I'm horrible at fixing Appliances. (self.Jokes)

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PoliticsDonald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bakery. (self.Jokes)

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. (self.Jokes)

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What do you call a belt made of watches? (self.Jokes)

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When does a joke become a dad joke? (self.Jokes)

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The sky above looked ominous, so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain again today?!" (self.Jokes)

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. (self.Jokes)

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Damn girl are you my report card? (self.Jokes)

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LongGunpowder therapy (self.Jokes)

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A mathematician wanders back home at 3 am (self.Jokes)

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? (self.Jokes)

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number (self.Jokes)

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If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism (self.Jokes)

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Choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life (self.Jokes)

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LongThree men die and go to hell (self.Jokes)

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I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. (self.Jokes)

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LongCow for sale (self.Jokes)

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I googled cigarette lighters (self.Jokes)

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LongSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. (self.Jokes)

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