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Reaction Engines' precooler tech demo chills 1,000°C air in less than 1/20th of a second

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The contrasts in British tech news

Just yesterday I was reading that Neil Woodford - until about 2 months ago the "most successful fund manager in Britain" - had invested part of his doomed fund into a company called Industrial Heat, which is a front end for Andrea Rossi and his e-Cat "cold fusion" scam. Surprised no-one had picked up on this until now (source)

The contrast between one firm doing smart things with little money and another quite literally investing milliions into perpetual motion machines tells you everything you need to know about modern Britain.

That lithium-ion battery in your phone or car? It has just won three chemists the Nobel Prize

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Pumped storage? There might be some issues scaling it down to fit in a mobile phone, but I'm sure they're not unsurmountable.

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Re: Isn't Chemistry, Physics?

You forgot the link: https://xkcd.com/435/

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Re: Goodenough is still working

Just one tiny problem with your otherwise well thought out idea; the laws of chemistry.

Father of Unix Ken Thompson checkmated: Old eight-char password is finally cracked

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From me too. Anyone tried compiling the first revision yet? Although "with what" is probably the next question - not sure how a modern C compiler would do on 1970's era code. It's a sort of "reverse bootstrap" problem.

Flak overflow: Barrage of criticism prompts very public Stack Overflow apology

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Re: It's been mentioned

Indeed. I got a ticking off from an Italian BA check-in person when I couldn't demonstrate that I was, in fact, Lord Cupboard, and that my companion wasn't a bishop. Still got on the plane though.

Game over: Atari VCS architect quits project, claims he hasn’t been paid for six months

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Re: Oh, but they're close to me...

€5 says you find a mail forwarding company or a law firm ... checks streetview... ah, it's too easy.

RAF pilot seconded to Virgin Orbit for three years of launching rockets from a 747

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Ahh, space

Our government, ever planning ahead. Is there nowhere they won't look for a post-brexit trade-deal?

IR35 blame game: Barclays to halt off-payroll contractors, goes directly to PAYE

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Re: Good

Only a small minority of the contractors I've known have done the loan thing, and they are rapidly being obliterated by HMRC weilding the hammer of retrospective legislation. At least one of my friends will likely lose his house. So it goes, I suppose.

The rest, including my good self back in the day, simply preferred to take on more personal risk in exchange for a higher rate. All tax was paid. So there's no need to get nasty.

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Re: Market Forces

Many years since I contracted (now have my own company) but I agree completely.

Can I ask - are you at Barclays? If so I'm curious how they're justifying PAYE and NIC paid at source but no holiday pay, sick pay or (nominal) job security.

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Re: "engage on a PAYE basis"

This, of course, applies to any company that loses its income streams. And yes, I see no reason why you can't roll losses during this time forward to offset against any tax due in the next few years. It's good enough for Philip Hammond after all.

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

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Re: So folks will be adding

Thank you, because I was bewildered by the article. There has to be a clear intent to create a contract was always my understanding - the article instead implies this happened almost by accident.

Hacker House shoved under UK Parliament's spotlight following Boris Johnson funding allegs

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Not the he needs to. By about August this year he'd been personally given over half a million quid in donations. Check it youself:

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/who-we-are-and-what-we-do/financial-reporting/donations-and-loans/view-donations-and-loans

macOS? More like mac-woe-ess: Google Chrome slip-up trips up SIP-less Apple Macs

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Re: One line in your script, like I do

... where "greater" is used in the sense of "larger". Not "better". Definitely not better.

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

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Re: Fine for a stand-alone machine, but...

Yep. Goodbye NFS.

Although, now I've written that, maybe he is on to something?

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Re: If you really want that this system can come up on its own, don't use this stuff.

Yup. Some of the ideas posited have merit, but once again he's solving for one particular use-case and ignoring the others, just as he did for pulseaudio.

The end result will be either workflows being adjusted to match the designed-for use case, or fragmentation into a "server" and "desktop" approach to managing users. Hooray.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: Remain MPs all broke the law and should all be in prison anyway.

Legislation is not generally written on a fucking leaflet.

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In terms of getting your point across, I'm not sure that helped much. Sorry.

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And how, precisely, do you get to the ballot box if Parliament is suspended? Hmm?

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Best be off then.

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The constitutional principles are precisely why the sledgehammer was brought out. To paraphrase Pannick at the start of the trial, if you don't rule it's illegal now, what if the next time he does it it's for 10 years?

I got 99 problems but a switch() ain't one: Java SE 13 lands with various tweaks as per Oracle's less-is-more strategy

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Re: Remind me of the last major feature that was added in since this release cycle began

A week late. But given both languages are running on the same VM using the same bytecode and garbage collector, can you explain to me why a properly designed, properly written JS library cannot run as well as the same in Java?

Yes, I realise finding a properly written JS library is a bigger problem than in most languages, which is probably the point you're trying to make. But that's not really the fault of the language.

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Re: Remind me of the last major feature that was added in since this release cycle began

One thing I'm moderately interested in watching evolve is the GraalVM, which hasn't been getting a lot of press. We were having issues (core dumps in fact, which are most un-Java) and switching to the GraalVM got rid of them with no impact on performance, and it's rock solid. So that's good.

But the ability to mix up code from different languages on the same VM is potentially quite interesting. Found a nice NodeJS implementation of something you need in Java? Don't port it, just call it directly.

Chef roasted for tech contract with family-separating US immigration, forks up attempt to quash protest

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It's barely worth replying to bob - despite his dislike of feelings in business, he sure seems to share them a lot of it on these pages.

But I would point out that removal of a moral element from business decisions leads to things like slavery, Bhopal, Enron, phone-scammers the sub-prime scandal, the list sadly goes on. Essentially every corporate scandal in the history of corporations has been because no-one felt it was there job to stand up and say "this is wrong."

Stallman's final interview as FSF president: Last week we quizzed him over Microsoft visit. Now he quits top roles amid rape remarks outcry

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Re: To publish or not

... and that's Niarbeht, 1 - Anonymous throwback, 0.

This image-recognition roulette is all fun and games... until it labels you a rape suspect, divorcee, or a racial slur

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Re: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes

They've rebranded, they're now the Ministry for Ethnic Cleansing. Miniclean, for short.

Those fake spying cell towers in Washington DC? Ex-intel staffers claim they're Israeli

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Re: Harsh

Worse, now you know the secret of where Chicken Nuggets come from.

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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Re: Vegan Custard

You've taken me from custard to disgusted.

Eco-activists arrested by Brit cops after threatening to close Heathrow with drones

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Re: Odd

Is there an ounce of actual evidence that the Gatwick drones existed beyond UFO fanatic level blurry lights that no one managed to record?

Ah there you are! You're late, I was expecting you yesterday. I presume you're not posting from jail so I guess there are more than five of you.

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Odd

Where are all the people that insist that drones aren't a risk to aircraft, or that when people spot them near airports it's all a conspiracy? The ones that bang on about the relative weights of drones v 747s, the lack of evidence after possible collisions and so on?

Is it too much to hope that there were only 5 of them and they're now all in jail?

Now on Amazon Prime: The Amazing Shrinking UK Tax Burden

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Re: Interesting

What? No they don't. You missed a step. "Most of which are funnelled offshore to a low tax jurisdiction" is more accurate.

Tax on profits (which is capped, of course, thanks to a forecefully negotiated sweetheart deal) is paid there, and at that point what remains reinvested, or distributed, or whatever.

Handcranked HTML and JPEG japes. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Keyboard japes

Not my anecdote, but a mates, and from finance rather than IT. As I remember it he was fairly senior in one of the London investment banks, and was on a train with some colleagues to visit a company to assess it for investment. In the first class carriage next door was Gordon Brown and his posse. The lads were discussing same arcane point of financial theory and decided to get it from the source, so my mate got up, went into Gordon Browns carriage, explained what was going on to security then the man himself, and managed to get an answer in return.

So far, so dull. My mate returned to his carriage, and decided to gift Mr Brown a book on the topic which he'd been reading - signing it off with his name and "Thanks for your help, maybe you'll find this interesting". Being in Finance, of course his mates had previously found the book on his desk and added their own scribble inside, which - as I recall - was "<name> likes little boys" and a picture to match.

Fortunately, sometime before he handed the same book to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, my friend and noted said scribble and removed the page. His friends were unaware of this, and were mortified when he related his tale to them on his return - I believe their guilt kept him in dinner and drinks for some time.

China remains in pole position for electric vehicle uptake despite cuts to subsidies

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China manufactures most of everything, yet there are no strong Chinese car brands. But that's going to change fairly shortly I think, as they're (very sensibly) skipping the old technology and going straight for the new.

My prediction is in 20 years, Chinese fully electric car brands will be everywhere, well-known to consumers and beating companies like Tesla and Nissan in terms of sales.

The wheels on the bus go round and... Oh dear. Chancellor Sajid Javid unveils spending review

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Re: A British bus?

It's part of a secret Tory plan to send our remaining capital to Northern Ireland. First £212 million for buses, then £1 billion for votes. Arguably the buses were a better investment, as at least they turned up.

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Re: Dr Boris

Swinson quite literally did the opposite of your statement, even before she became leader, as anyone paying a moderate amount of attention would have noticed. "We must own the failures of the coalition".

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Re: Green thumbs all round

The moon! On a stick! Special robots to cure cancer, made out of gold!

I for one am quite confident they'll figure out how to pay for it all later.

Ah, this should totally reassure Euro workers: They'll get Brexit EU settled status app on iPhones from October

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Re: Have they (EU nationals) not go the message yet ?

I looked that one up : https://twitter.com/theguyliner/status/1129773392901623808 - yeah, pretty good.

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Re: Priceless ... @iron

There is one other way to apply: you can send your passport to the home office. The same home office that brought you Windrush (aka Project Ethnic Cleansing) and that is denying Europeans that have worked for the NHS for 20 years are on the database, as reported in the article.

Under the current climate, would you hand them your travel document? Would anyone?

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Re: Benito Jonsolini @EvilDrSmith

OK, "purpose" may be a bit strong. But while the LoN had similar goals, it didn't achieve them. Where the EU (or it's precursor, rather) stood out was identifying that there was more to preventing war than just joining an organisation; the focus on an economic interdependence was the difference, hence the "not merely unthinkable but materially impossible" quote from Schuman. Because lets face it, by 1945, the unthinkable had already happened.

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Re: Benito Jonsolini

I see your attempt at drawing a parallel between the EU and the Nazis by using some unrelated quotes, and I raise you a paragraph from the founding document of the European Coal and Steel Community, the precursor organization to the EU:

"...these proposals will bring to reality the first solid groundwork for a European Federation vital to the preservation of world peace."

and

"... our joint action will make it plain that any war between France and Germany becomes not only unthinkable but materially impossible."

Unfortunately for your attempt at revisionism, the EU was the first multinational organisation founded for the explicit purpose of preventing war in Europe. Hardly surprising, as it came immediately after the death of some 70 million people. But hey, that was 80 years ago so I'm sure any lessons we learned can be safely forgotten.

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Re: About Time

Don't like power? How about food. 30% of food consumed in the UK is imported from Europe. Food imported from outside Europe makes up 19%.

99% of spinach is imported from the EU

93% of aubergines are imported from the EU

92% of peaches, nectarines and apricots

70% of tomatoes from the EU (9% from outside the EU, the rest UK grown)

and of course, 98% of lamb is exported to the EU. Byebye, welsh hillfarming! You have been deemed an obstruction of the one true ideology, and are therefore to be obliterated.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/food-statistics-pocketbook-2017/food-statistics-in-your-pocket-2017-global-and-uk-supply

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2019/aug/13/how-a-no-deal-brexit-threatens-your-weekly-food-shop

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Re: Inaccurate

Parliament debating legislation, rather than having it forced on them by referendum is how the system works. It is literally called "The Westminster System".

If you remove Parliaments ability to do that we have something else. I don't know, the Caracas system or something. But it's not how Britain is governed.

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Re: Taking back control

There's an instructive comment on the Guardian, along the lines of "Parliament refused to approve the terms, so only has itself to blame". You can bet this will be the line Cummings is spinning - black is white, up is down, and parliament is the enemy of democracy.

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Re: So, to sum up. . .

Never met him. But judging him on his actions alone, he appears to be trying to ensure parliament is able to do the job we pay them to do, and that's it's done one way or another since about 1680-ish. Hard to disagree with him on that, surely?

(I would add that people that the desire to become an MP usually makes you unsuitable for the position, so he's in good company)

Electric cars can't cut UK carbon emissions while only the wealthy can afford to own one

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Read it, understood it and have designed and build LiFePo4 battery management circuitry, thanks.

The post I was replying to said they don't last. I was pointing out they do, testably, for at least 2000 cycles. So I'm not sure why you think pointing out they last for longer than that under some conditions is somehow refuting me? Perhaps you were targetting the muppet I was replying to instead?

(edit: the error I mine, I had intended to reply to the grandfather post. Ah well).

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The LiFePo4 chemistry used in the vast majority if EVs would be expected to last for 2000 cycles - by last I mean deplete to 80% capacity. These are the figures from the large battery manufacturers (Sinopoly, CALB), they are backed up by independent testing from the likes of http://evtv.me or https://marinehowto.com/lifepo4-batteries-on-boats, and it's even on wikipedia should you care to look.

If I came along here and said your average internal combustion engine only lasted 6 months before it had to be replaced, you'd laugh me out of town. But somehow when it comes to LiFePo4 cells people literally just make up numbers and seem to get away with it, when even a cursory google would be enough. I don't get it.

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Re: A bit out of date?

I bought my first EV about 3 months ago - a 2017 Leaf with 30KWh battery pack, from a Nissan dealer. Gives us an easy 100 mile range with a mix of motorway/urban driving, which is enough for 99% of our trips. I haven't had to do any maintenance yet, but when you look under the hood there's an awful lot less to maintain so I can't imagine it's going to be more expensive than an ICE car.

Price was £13,500. Given we were spending £2k/year on diesel in our old car I'd expect it to easily pay for itself within ten years, maintenance included.

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Re: A bit out of date?

How often does anyone replace an ICE engine or, for that matter, a battery pack?

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Please don't opine on the stability, safety and otherwise of LiFePo4 cells without doing a bit more research. You're simply misinformed.

Here's a video from Sinopoly, one of China's larger manufacturers of LiFePo4 cells: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQs7L5LmEss. Note how the fully charged cell is shot, burned, baked and dead-shorted without exploding, which may surprise you of a "flammable, unstable, heat-intolerant" product.

Bloke who claimed he invented Bitcoin must hand over $5bn of e-dosh in court case. He can't. He's waiting for a time traveler to arrive

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Doctor Syntax is living up to his name. Doctor Wright is not.