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Burnham's spanner in the works leaves UK government tech scattered across Whitehall

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not "sacked"

More "made redundant" than "sacked"

Burnham wants Big Ecommerce to bankroll Britain's pubs

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"Also, eBay don't care if you sell product on your own website or on other platforms cheaper than you list it on eBay."

No, but if you dare to mention it in your listing, it gets cancelled and removed.

Talking smack about a doctor got him access to private medical files

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"your mother tounge is obviously not English"

Englishman here, mid 50's

"talking smack" is a phrase I've never heard used in the UK.

EU lets wearables wriggle out of user-replaceable battery rules

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which comes first - the dead battery or end of updates?

My Samsung Galaxy Fit2 watch stopped getting any updates a long time ago

UK guts planning red tape so datacenters can bypass the neighbors faster

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No surprise:

2025:

Data centre developers hand cash to Labour in ‘Yimby’ charm offensive

Property developer donated £20,000 and sponsored reception attended by ministers

The developer behind one of Europe’s biggest data centres has donated tens of thousands of pounds to Labour amid a race to get more properties built across Britain…

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/08/12/data-centre-hand-cash-labour-yimby-charm-offensive/

Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size

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Spellcheck?

"WordPad got the fancy fonts, the spell check"

I'm pretty sure WordPad (upto Windows 10 at any rate) never had a spell check?

We use it for exams in schools and this was why we never used (or were allowed to use by the exams boards) Microsoft Word

As another UK prime minister bites the dust, a contradictory tech legacy remains

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Re: Andy Burnham isn't completely a self-serving arsehole

Erm, riding around in a taxi covered in "The Sun" logos says otherwise.

Some "Scouser"

https://www.theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2015/jul/13/the-sun-embarrasses-andy-burnham-for-refusing-to-be-interviewed

Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media

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"I've heard firsthand from families crying out for change and we will do right by them."

Like with XKCD, there's a "Simpsons Frinciac" for that:

https://frinkiac.com/comic?b=AQIBBlMwOEUwOA52DwABEvQBygNSWWVhaC4gWW91J3ZlIGdvdCB0byBoZWxwIHVzLCBkb2MuCldlJ3ZlIHRyaWVkIG5vdGhpbmcsIGFuZCB3ZSdyZSBhbGwgb3V0IG9mIGlkZWFzLgA

This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

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Re: I had one of those too!

Me too. It used to say "CPU OVER TEMP" when I turned the machine on.

Blockbuster new Raspberry Pi project turns any screen into old-school VCR

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And of course a pack of TDK C90s to tape the charts. Get ready with that PAUSE button so we don't get Bruno Brookes' voice on it!

Brit workers waste nearly six hours a week 'botsitting'

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Re: Slot machine

I asked AI to identify the location of a photograph three times.

Each time it told me it was a different place.

In the end I used Google Streetview to identify the location myself.

Signal says UK plan to scan devices for nude images 'endangers us all'

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Re: Mr Starmer - 21st century Mary Whitehouse?

Lets not forget that Stamer has form when it comes to over-zealous internet busybodying:

2012:

'Twitter joke' case only went ahead at insistence of DPP

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2012/jul/29/paul-chambers-twitter-joke-airport

Who was DPP? Yup, Starmer

UK fraudsters using AI to doctor 'evidence' in motor insurance claims

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"fabricated images exaggerating damage"

Then why are they no longer sending out assessors to physically see the damaged car?

NASA to pull an IKEA by dropping tons of plastic, metal, and glass on the Moon

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Re: But why?

I reckon he's watching the latest series of "For All Mankind"

Burnham backlash: UK Digital ID plans in peril if Manchester mayor succeeds Starmer

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Re: Burnham would come to dunce inane

Is he really that popular though, particularly out of Manchester?

The trouble with Burnham is that he's say or do anything to win the popular vote. He was my MP many years ago. He'd go to the opening of an envelope if it got him in the local paper.

I mean, what kind of self-proclaimed Scouser who supposedly loves Liverpool does this:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2015/jul/13/the-sun-embarrasses-andy-burnham-for-refusing-to-be-interviewed

Plex appeal fades as Lifetime Pass jumps to $750

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Meanwhile

They continue to ignore really useful feature requests from users.

Stopping your show under five minutes before the end? Tough, it's now marked as "watched" and you can't get back to that point.

Royal Household seeks £3M finance system fit for a King

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He should be made to use the Post Office's Horizon system.

Google's AI-enabled mouse pointer understands 'this' and 'that'

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Re: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

There was that brief period when Apple released the round "puck mouse" with the iMac.

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

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Re: Another solution in search of a problem

Spot on. It didn't work in 2008

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2008/03/26/keyboard-pc-design-recalls-amiga-era/700453

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Re: I miss the days of this sort of stuff

New?

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2008/03/26/keyboard-pc-design-recalls-amiga-era/700453

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Re: Well it’s about time!

It's not the first by any means

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2008/03/26/keyboard-pc-design-recalls-amiga-era/700453

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Cybernet's Zero-footprint PC (ZPC)

Anyone remember this:

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2008/03/26/keyboard-pc-design-recalls-amiga-era/700453

Minister gives Palantir's NHS platform a clean bill of health

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The Minister

It's interesting to see that the healty minister Zubir Ahmed, recieved a donation from "Labour Together":

"The think tank, which was previously run by Keir Starmer’s chief of staff Morgan McSweeney, is primarily funded by Trevor Chinn, a senior advisor to the private equity firm CVC Capital Partners, and Martin Taylor, who runs the hedge fund Crake Asset Management.

CVC Capital Partners has investments in dozens of private healthcare companies based in the UK, Europe and Asia.

Taylor’s firm holds $39m (£30m) in shares in United Health, and $7m (£5.4m) in shares in Elevance Health, also one of the biggest US private health corporations, according to filings published by the United States Securities And Exchange Commission."

Kids say they can beat age checks by drawing on a fake mustache

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Re: Memo to Glorious Leaders: Censorship makes you unpopular.

Funny how voter ID was a terrible thing according to Labour, and would be removed as soon they got into power.

2 years on, guess what's still in place and will be staying....

Have I Been Pwned claims Pitney Bowes hit by 8.2M email address leak

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Pitney Bowes, which makes franking machines for US postage

and UK postage. An no doubt many other countries.

Greece relaxes Euro biometric border entry rules amid airport chaos

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Re: A solution looking for a problem

"if an airline offered a 'we don't do any checks, just get straight on the plane and take your chances"

Sounds like Jet2 and their oh so scrutinous checks to see if any passengers are bladdered.

Scotland Yard can keep using live facial recognition on people in London, say judges

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It would be interesting to see bodycam footage of the event. The Reg article says he "was compliant with the police, but my bank cards and passport weren't enough to convince the police the facial recognition tech was wrong"

But the BBC article just says:

"He said officers asked him for his fingerprints, but he refused, and he was let go only after about 30 minutes, after showing them a photo of his passport."

Like most instances of "two sides to a story", does the truth lie somewhere between?

Blue Origin nails the landing, but puts the payload satellite in the wrong orbit

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"Your package has been left with a neighbour"

The neighbour is Mars

Britain's atomic brain trust gives itself till 2030 to unpick fusion challenges

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Re: Bah!

It's interesting you mention Casio. I'm on an electronics group and there's a staggering amount of mid 80s Casio calulators still on their original AA Casio branded batteries. They've not burst, corroded, just still going.

Perhaps the answer is there?

Or perhaps the calcuators also had a little solar window and never drained the batteries?

Swarm welcome: Britain lines up 120,000 drones for Ukraine

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Re: This an anti-Iran thing on the sly?

I hope its just a case of "We know Iran is going on but we haven't forgotten about you, even though the orange buffoon seems to have"

Attention, gamers: The FAA wants YOU to be an air traffic controller

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I'm pleased to see

this classic is still available:

https://dosgames.com/game/air-traffic-controller/

Britain seeks views before it drops the hammer on signal jammers

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Re: Incomprehensible

Same with knife crime:

"In the UK, carrying a knife in public without a "good reason" is illegal, with a maximum penalty of four years in prison, an unlimited fine, or both"

Yet, only got 6 months here:

https://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news/thames-valley/news/2026/march/30-03-26/men-jailed-for-knife-possession--milton-keynes/

And this one:

"A knife carrier who previously threatened to stab his neighbour’s dog has been sentenced after he was caught carrying weapons for a second time. "

SUSPENDED SENTENCE!

https://www.romfordrecorder.co.uk/news/25990099.harold-hill-man-sentenced-repeat-knife-carrying/

UK wants to know if banning under-16s from social media does anything useful

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Re: Banning stuff

I'm on a number of what might be classed as "boring" special interest groups on Facebook (trains, maps, pubs, my model of car, old railways, tunnels, mine and general underground exploration) where there's no bitching, no fighting, no drama - just likeminded individuals enjoying their hobby like grown ups on a modern platform now that forums seem to be dying out. And I also keep in close contact with friends and family who live a long way away.

If Facebook is a "toxic cesspit" to you, then that's probably down to the areas you frequent. Stay out of the curtain twitching local groups, don't discuss politics and religion.

Enterprise PCs are unreliable, unpatched, and unloved compared to Macs

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Re: Edge

Same here, but with a banking website that links to a USB card reader and will only work in Edge and IE compatability mode - HSBC if you're curious.

EU broadcasters say smart TVs and voice assistants are the next gatekeepers

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Re: Big brother is watching and listening to your TV

and quite often the TVs are underpowered. I can open Plex, pick a show and start it playing on my Android box, where as the Plex app on the TV has only just got past the startup logo.

And don't mention when the TV apps are ever updated, or become EOL.

Your next car might need 300 GB of RAM, and so will autonomous robots

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Re: My next car, should I need one

Same here, another member of the "bangerrnomics" club.

My current car is 20 years old, one previous owner, garaged, Low mileage, frequently serviced.

No rust, no MOT failures, no advisories.

It cost £700.

BBC World Service digital switch backfires as online audience drops

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BBC 3 lessons not learned

It seems they didn't learn the lessons from when they closed down BBC3 - citing that the yoof didn't watch TV so it will be "freed from the constraints of linear TV, emphasising the ability to distribute content across "whatever format and platform is most appropriate"

And what happened a few years later? BBC 3 came back to television.

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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I can beat 8 seconds

My office is next to a small meeting room. If I lean to my left I can see through the door into it.

In it is a TV for projecting. Like most modern TVs it doesn't have an ON/OFF switch, but the TV is wired to a socket with a light on.

If TV is working - it's displaying something.

If TV isn't, then it's in standby and the standby light is on.

If there's no light - the power is off at the wall socket.

So, cue countless users reporting "the TV isn't working"

I lean, see the standby button isn't lit and the socket is switched off. Time - about 4 seconds.

Brit competition cops warn AI agents may not be 'faithful servants' to consumers

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Re: The govt could save a lot of money ...

Unfortunately we plebs don't run any multinational corporationsto dangle directorships and other tasty perks for the MPs and civil servants when they leave office, so they're not interested in our opinion.

MoJ puts Prisoner Telephony Service replacement on hold yet again

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The worst that can happen is this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d0d63pnw2o

UK mobilizes lawyers to keep report on Gatwick 'drone' chaos under wraps

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Alien

So what we're saying is, it's -------------------------------------------------------------------->

Facebook went down for about three hours, interrupting your poking and Meta's ads business

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Re: Despite the rabid hatred of SM on here...

Agree. I'm on a number of what might be classed as "boring" special interest groups (trains, maps, pubs, my model of car, old railways, tunnels, mine and general underground exploration) where there's no bitching, no fighting, no drama - just likeminded individuals enjoying their hobby like grown ups on a modern platform now that forums seem to be dying out.

If Facebook is a toxic cesspit to you, then that's probably down to the areas you frequent. Stay out of the curtain twitching local groups, don't discuss politics and religion.

NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

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Re: Outburst?

I reckon he'll spin it along the lines of "Moon is rubbish, we didn't want to go there anyway, we'll go to Mars instead"

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

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I open Notepad and say "thanks for leaving your computer unlocked. I've deleted some of your files, had a browse at the confidential ones in the shared area you have access to, and had a good rummage through your emails. I almost sent an "I QUIT" email to your boss, but didn't on this occasion.

Then lock the machine so they have a nice surprise when they unlock

Edinburgh councillors pull the plug on 'green' AI datacenter

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You can play ball under the solar panels we've put on the football fields!

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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And then regurgitated onto every regional Reach webpage so that you think it's in your area.

NASA delays Artemis II to March after hydrogen leaks bedevil countdown test

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Trump bragging rights for years to come - "I'm the greatest Prez since JFK"

ATM flashes a port or two for the enterprising hacker

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old banks

The Number 15 pub, St Annes on Sea is an old bank and the vault has been converted into a drinking room.

https://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/36/36930/Number_15/St_Annes_on_Sea

UK trade department put civil servants' feelings first during Windows 11 migration

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Re: This is all news to me

My OH too. She was sent an email saying basically:

Your machine needs to be upgraded to Windows 11.

Leave it switched on until it's finished.

It took 3 days until it came back to a login screen. Yes, days.

British government caves on datacenter approval after legal challenge

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Rayner the hypocrite.

Remember when she said "Prioritise people’s needs ‘over newts’ in housing policy"

Funny how it didn't apply to her own consituency - there she is, front centre.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/campaigners-stage-human-chain-protest-16688239

“It can seem like a daunting task when you have to fight bureaucracy to protect the things you care about but you can win."

Hope the irony isn't lost on them!

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