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Dev proves LLMs will run on anything – even a $10 microcontroller

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Re: "There is another model, called Barista [for] topics pertaining to espresso. "

Though toasters a made for bread related products it is important to understand that does not include Bernard Matthews turkey burgers.

Long story made short…

I now have a nephew called Super Chef.

NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck

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possible?

You need quick and lightweight for an escape vehicle.

How about removing the unneeded weight from a fighter jet and just utilising the ejector seats?

A few of those angled up and away might actually be feasible.

Water system cyberattacks spread to Georgia, Michigan amid US-Iran conflict

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No problem

Even if state sponsored hackers turn off US water supplies, Trump can use the magic taps he used to deliver the water to extinguish Californian fires to turn them back on.

UK government investment arm cops to 40-hour leak of officials' contact details

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Re: What, pray, is the danger?

"should this perhaps not be available anyway?"

It is. They are all available here.....

https://uk.linkedin.com/company/uk-government-investments

Need to log in for full list, four of them are listed before the link to all of them though.

Meta straps on a ‘Kick Me’ sign by mistakenly taking down video by India’s prime minister

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Surely

It was up for a long time. Meta aren’t known for their swift removal of content after a complaint.

Google Earth's AI makeover survives less than one planetary rotation

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Back soon.

By stronger guardrails they mean preventing people re-renaming The Gulf of America.

NASA boss balks at billion-dollar estimate for recycled Moon rover

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Joke

MAGGIE

Mars Automated Giant Gizmo for Integrated Engineering

Fantastic acronym.

Now any issues with operation can legit be blamed on gremlins in the works.

Also naming one of your servers Gizmo is a good idea too. Computers are electronic gizmos and now…

I’m sure you’ve figured it out.

IT boss left root session open for bring-your-kid-to-work day

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Unhappy

Voice command shutdown.

I’ve shutdown a few vacuum cleaners down by shouting FUCK OFF with that right now.

Some people have no respect for the well worked out secret sleep rota on a night shift.

Microsoft says 8 GB of RAM should be enough for anyone running Windows 11

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Re: "design is complete when there's nothing more that can be removed"

I have many times told the story of an uncle* repairing our TV set in the early 70’s.

When he was finished there were components he had removed and not replaced or replaced with added jumper wires..

His explanation was simply “I can’t see a reason it’s needed”

*same uncle I’ve mentioned in a post elsewhere on here who supplied the components for my first crystal radio kit. His teachings taught me a lot more than just how to solder.

Edit to add.

He once made to cover of Practical Electronics for the synthesiser he’d designed and built himself.

Claude Code is revolutionizing digital archaeology. Enterprise better dig it

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Joke

Seems unnecessary.

The origins and inner workings of all computers originate from Ancient Aliens.

Airport sign fails to boot, officers already on the scene

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Re: What's worse

One computer outputs a signal. That signal is sent to multiple displays. There were likely more signs displaying the same.

Moscow slaps Telegram founder on wanted list, Durov responds with one-finger salute

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Re: False Flag?

The have form for prepared stories that never went to plan. Early 90.s

Can’t remember if it was BBC or ITV that interrupted regular broadcast with a report on Russian military in Chechnya.

Went something like this…

We have just received a report from TAS that Russian troops have taken control of the Chechen capital. The reporter saying this was struggling to contain a laugh.

“and now over to our man in the capital” as he fails to contain his laughter….

The scene in the capital wasif Russian troops captured in town square on their knees and surrounded by Chechens firing rifles up into the air.

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Double standards

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgmdjpmmng7o

The attacks in north London were ordered on behalf of Russia, the BBC has revealed.

Lavrynovych carried them out after being recruited by Russian-speaking Telegram user "EL" who promised him payment. He had previously been hired by the same unknown figure to put up far-right posters.

Update Teams mobile app by October or lose your calendar

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I think you may be doing calandars wrong.

My calendar consists of dates that I’ve circled in red pen and…….

Future events that people are wanting me to do, that I probably won’t.

Past events that people were wanting me to do, that I defiantly didn’t.

The most famous brand in physical security got pwned by ShinyHunters

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Re: The most famous brand in physical security

A “Beware of The Dog” sign is probably more effective than Yale,

Open source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned font

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However….

Capacitance has potential.

So maybe humanity has the capacity to defeat Skynet.

Excuses like 'AI did it' don't exist in the eyes of the law

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Age of criminal responsibility.

How old would an A.I have to be to be liable for its actions?

Might sound like a frivolous question, but I can easily imagine a lawyer asking it as part of a defence for a wayward A.I.

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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Re: Mildly intrigued by the number of uses of "pervert" here

The word pervert has more than one use.

I see only one use of the word pervert in this conversation.

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Re: What’s worse

"Autograph and photo money usually goes to charity"

Some, possibly most even, may do that.

Not Cameo clowns like Farage who will apparently say anything for a few quid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjP79vSqnE

NOAA ditches weather-predicting supercomputers for Google Cloud

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Local UK weather.

It’s the middle of summer, it should be warm to hot outside.

For a local forecast, look of of a window.

AI digs through 3,700 accounts of dreams and waking life, finds method in the madness

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Further research needed…

into day dreaming.

Send me cash, I’ll go sit in the garden and relax for a while, then let you know how I get on.

Hugging Face rebuilt a third of its infrastructure after OpenAI agents ran amok

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Re: Where are the arrests?

It seems they may still be compiling a list of victims.

OpenAI says its rogue AI tried to hack other companies.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2el319vzr3o

America bans imported robots due to supply chain and security risks

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“thousands of potentially subvertible killing machines running around poses at least a theoretical threat”

Do you mean self driving cars or armed voters?

Unfortunately both fit the description.

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Re: Hmmm

Wrigley.

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Add to list....

...and notes that modern bots are now constantly connected to networks “which creates broad attack surfaces…

It’s a good job those made in China Trump phones don’t connect to networks then

, eh?

MinIO pitches persistent memory for agents with work to finish

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Generated knowledge

"Knowledge generated by AI agents becomes organizational memory, and organizational memory belongs on enterprise-controlled infrastructure"

Knowledge generated by AI agents becomes organizational memory, and may or may not be confabulated, is also true.

Back of the NetApp: Latest exec signing scores $34M compensation package

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Re: Nobody is worth that.

I think I might be.

We'll never know until we try.

I'm happy to do a three month trial period.

Any takers?

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Fans' rights

At least football fans have the right to clap and cheer.

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2026/07/28/hyperscale-hypersensitive-us-teacher-cuffed-for-applauding-datacenter-critics/5279487

Burnham's spanner in the works leaves UK government tech scattered across Whitehall

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Honest feelings.

Whatever his previous failings are or his future ones may be, this is true of Andy Burnham…

I, and thousands of others, booed, heckled, sang demands to him and when appropriate cheered and clapped him.

He listened.

Shit got done.

I’ll have a soft spot for him because of that, but won’t hesitate to boo him again if need be.

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Dump it.

“Responsibility for getting to grips with legacy systems, public sector data, and commercial relationships with tech giants now sits apart from the mission to use AI to improve prosperity and transform the public sector.”

I think the mission to use A.I for anything should sit apart, then be dumped. Perhaps use actual intelligence to address problems.

Yeah, I’m concerned about the availability of actual intelligence too, but I think you get my point.

Signals are grim for Jodrell Bank Observatory after UK science funding decision

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Re: This is personal

"proposed science budget shortfall."

What is that exactly?

Since it’s only a proposal is there a chance it won’t happen?

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Re: This is personal

“I use the train a lot, though, and pay through the nose for that, no discounts.”

How do you get to and from the station?

If it’s by car, wouldn’t cheap bus fare save you money?

And if not you, for sure at least some others.

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Re: Foot meet Gun

If they go through an intermediary currency known as Scrumpy it’s about £5.00 per pint.

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Joke

Re: Foot meet Gun

Money does grow on trees.

That’s why banks have branches.

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Re: criminal

I visited a long time ago, I still have some punched paper tape I got from there.

It’s in a box of old treasures alongside the first crystal radio kit* I got working.

I’m not sure what the criteria for National Lottery grant/funding are nowadays but Jodrell Bank seems like a worthy cause if all else fails.I've seen less deserving causes funded.

*not a commercial kit, parts supplied by an uncle and required actual soldering.

Deep space dishes dodge devastation from Spanish wildfires

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Re: Checking the NASA Firms map

Siberia is regulary on fire and seldom talked about,

The Artic FFS.

OpenAI's Hugging Face debacle makes a great case for open models

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Re: Let's be real here.

"Teeeeeeeeeechnically they might not be lying through their teeth,"

If they're not lying through their teeth, then they are talking out of the other end of their tract.

Microsoft Defender for Endpoint leaves some Linux boxes defenseless after update

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Re: Defender

"replaces Fender guitars with alternative brands."

Squire?

How AI drove Shopify back to clean code

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Re: that #0000FF means ‘Blue’ in HTML

I hear Blue and think of the number 4.

Poorly coded old DB application running on DOS let my fat fingers change the background and text colour both to number 4, Blue.

The kind of mistake you never forget.

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Re: that #0000FF means ‘Blue’ in HTML

"FastLED library for making blinky lights "

HTML had a tag for that too.

Google goes it alone with a new cybercrime crew taxonomy

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Coat

COMET

Have really took an unexpected turn.

TVs, Fridges, Washer-dryers, Airfryers and now Cyberthreats.

Foxconn unit drops VMware, adopts hyperconverged upstart Arcfra for workloads including AI

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hyperconverged infrastructure…

Maybe you could do that cheaply just by running all your servers on one box.

What could go wrong?

Flock cameras go up in flames as cops hunt suspected firebugs

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Re: Puzzled…

Shooting them has been proven to be ineffective.

I remember an article about the first few surveillance cameras put in place in Newcastle being rendered useless by a couple of concerned citizens using a shotgun.

Sometime 1993 – 1995 can’t remember exactly when and searching is getting nothing but ads for shotgun cameras.

Pope's official prayer app commits cardinal sin, leaks 700K+ users' info

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Could be worse.

Prayers are not a valuable target.

Imagine the amount of targeted ad spam a leak at emailSanta.com would generate.

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Re: Holy smoke

Possibly, but not as holy as the holy hand grenade of antioch.

Burnham wants Big Ecommerce to bankroll Britain's pubs

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Sometimes.......

It’s a shame higher taxes don’t always get passed straight to the customer.

Higher duty on strong beer resulted in a lowering of the strength of Stella Artois to avoid the duty increase.

EU telcos ask: Huawei going to afford to replace Chinese equipment?

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Re: There should be a rule

The prices in that Wiki article are way out of date.

https://shop.hak5.org/products/omg-cable

Support newbie figured out how to avoid all-nighters, and his colleagues hated him for it

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Re: Bad data coming in

"It's (B) called the Oxford comma, "

It's also called The Harvard comma.

So I guess we can blame at least some Americans.

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Re: Blind acceptance of "the normal"

“Then you, like me, have never read them.”

Instant coffee has instructions too,

They may surprise you.

They state hot not boiling water.

Hands up if you’ve been burning your instant coffee?

Now hang your head in shame, not for burning it, for drinking it.

Researchers replace downloaded macOS apps with evil twins, Apple shrugs

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I'm shocked....

That Apple haven’t claimed this is why all software should be from the app store and soon will.

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