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IT boss left root session open for bring-your-kid-to-work day

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It's a rare individual...

... who can be both a good manager and a techie at the same time.

In my long career I never accepted a promotion above team/project leader.

I don't have the personality to deal with people problems. My approach tends to be more along the lines of Mr Travaglia's BOFH ;-)

Meet the 'internet radical' who helped Microsoft get email and AT&T get online

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Exhcange still can't do what Notes/Domino could do

It was (I think still is) the original distributed database/email system.

Drop an .NSF file anywhere, local or server, set up a replication doc and it'll sync perfectly on a schedule.

Back in the day my mailfile sat in eight countries/continents.

UK, Amsterdam, North America, South America, Tokyo, Australia, NZ, Moscow.

Plus the server in my flat.

Jailed Flock vandal wipes out three cameras, racks up thousands in damages

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Re: Dumb Ass

Thermite can deal with a lot of irritations.

And it's sparkly. ;-)

Samsung warns memory crunch will last through 2028 as profit rises 19-fold

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I believe the word everyone's looking for is...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profiteering

Unexpected item in the bagging area as Windows Activation error pops up at check-in

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It's a good job...

... that Microshaft haven't been able to worm their way into flight control systems.

Planes would be dropping out of the sky every patch tuesday.

Tech support chap told angry customer to think inside the box – and solved the problem

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I used to carry around...

... three or four charged batteries for my phone back in the day. Pop the back off, slot another in.

Nowdays I carry a tiny power pack with a multi-cable but still not the same as being able to just drop in a 100% charged fresh battery.

Trump-shuttered climate change site back online in nonprofit hands

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Props for the Serenity quote

This is all

LLMs are closer to religion than they appear. Watch out for those who like it that way

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Humans are a mess when it comes to religion

Why think an LLM could do better?

The GIGO principle comes into play.

Too many people, and therefore LLMs, think "Religion" = Christianity.

I happen to be a pagan/wiccan and believe in a Goddess.

I only mention it in passing though, I don't bang on about it.

Russian oligarch's financial network crashed thanks to a crank and a cleaner

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Re: Yes they could

Alsjeblieft

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Re: Yes they could

Quite right - French isn't one of the three I mentioned which are English, Dutch and Polish.

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Re: @Simon: Will we get the mail tag on the articles back?

I now use the Archive page rather than the new "improvef" front page as my landing zone.

Nice and clean but the one downside is no tags.

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Re: Alternative

From originator of story...

I considered referencing that classic episode myself but figured I'd let others have the fun. :-)

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Re: Being Pedantic

Originator of story here.

I used "clockwork" to signify this was a very old building with an ancient, possibly Victorian, mechanism to do the job.

Manual crank, gears, pulleys, etc.

Modern(ised) buildings would probably have a motor with an up/down button.

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Yes they could

I'm the one who submitted the story, though regonimised as Nathan.

Lifted the trapdoor in the floor and the cables were tangled around the actual crank handle you turned manually to operate it.

It's not about the blame game - if you're turning a handle and can see cables getting tangled up in it and damaged then any sane person would stop ne pas?

Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AI

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I use a Firefox extension to do away with it

NoGoogle Ai - there are others.

All it does is automatically select the "Web" category on the results page (next to Images, News, Video, etc).

Gives you the good old list of links not AI-ified.

If you want AI occasionally you can click AI Mode at the left of the options.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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Use the Archive page

https://www.theregister.com/archive

Close to the old site but it doesn't have section names next to headline.

Then again, even when opened, some articles have "Add section name here" where that should be.

Easy to switch from there to the new version by clicking the banner logo.

It does at least have all articles in chrono order, up to the minute, and is my new Reg landing page.

Note - I have to refresh the page to show how long ago the article was posted but that may only be in my browser - Firefox Android.

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Not a fan, especially because

On the old site, when you read an article the link changed colour to show "read".

You know, how things have worked since the web was invented.

Now I've got to scroll through the whole mess snd read every link again to see if there's anything new from, say, a few hours previous.

Pleass at least provide a switch.

That old phone in the kitchen drawer could save an industry

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I always have my previous phone active

Primary has the SIM with a number I've had for about 15 years.

Everything mirrored to both GDrive and OneDrive.

Secondary has a PAYG SIM, hardly used.

Daily, I switch WiFi Hotspot on on Primary. Secondary connects and syncs any changes down. Mostly books, music and backups.

If Primary went west in any way all I'd need is a replacement SIM and Secondary would be the new Primary.

Cursor-Opus agent snuffs out startup’s production database

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Whaat?

I can't get past...

"storing backups on the production volume"

I start reading and my brain does a hard reboot.

West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times

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SAP to Oracle migration...

City Council

Delays

Doesn't work

Costs spiral

Didn't that already play out in Birmingham to that city's cost?

Deja Vu all over again.

NUC, NUC! Who’s there? ASUS with a client device for Microsoft’s cloudy PCs

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Re: Back to the Future!

The likes of Zotac have been doing this stuff for years, certainly over a decade.

Their Micro PCs - ZBoxes - come with a choice of a dozen CPUs, GPUs, Memory, SSDs, yada.

The one I've got is only 10.5x10.5x3cm and runs Win RDP, Citrix, etc fine for VPCs. With wired and wireless NICs, Bluetooth, HDMI, USB, eSATA, SD card slot, etc.

I use it as a multimedia hub but the company I worked for when I decided to get one myself had about 60 of them, booting into Linux with an RDP client to VMware VPCs and Servers for each user.

The only local computing was some financial stuff they didn't want to put in the cloud (it's an investment company) and local backups.

That was around 10 years ago.

Microsoft gives Windows laggards the 'gift of time' wrapped in licensing fees

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The big issue here is the word "upgrade"

One of my bits of kit - air-gapped, no intenet connectivity - is a media server.

Music and video. Broadcasts to my TV, PC, Laptop, Phone...

Files copied to it via a plug-in drive.

It runs on WinServer 2003 with and does it's job perfectly.

Doesn't need no steenking "upgrade".

Cisco turns to titanium spoons and sand dunes to build a better … box?

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Google Gemini says (so take it with a pinch of salt)

A Volkswagen Beetle's weight varies significantly by era: classic air-cooled Beetles (1960s–70s) are very light, typically weighing between 730–930 kg (1,610–2,050 lbs), while modern, water-cooled New Beetles (1998–2019) are heavier, ranging from approximately 1,230–1,450 kg (2,712–3,197 lbs).

Needs to have another comparison.

How many average badgers do they weigh?

NASA repurposes Mars Helicopter’s ancient Snapdragon SoC to help Perseverance rover navigate

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The what now?

“During testing, the team repeatedly found the rover’s position was off by 1 millimeter"

On a bit of kit, millions of miles away, with shaky comms and nav.

And they flag 1mm as an issue worth mentioning?

Someone give these guys and gals medals.

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

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Can't remember the image file involved right now

But in Win7 (and maybe still?) you could customize the wallpaper displayed at startup *before* you hit Crtl-Alt-Del to log on.

Cue screenshot of a login prompt that wasn't ;-)

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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Re: who have not seen such a device in the wild (or at least outside a museum)

I'm old and decrepit enough to remember that.

As a kid I never walked past a phone box without punching the buttons to see if it paid out.

Which they did surprisingly often.

Flush with potential? Activist investor insists Japanese toilet giant is an AI sleeper

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Have you seen a full-on Jap auto-loo up close?

They're scary enough with manual controls.

AI, in control of that many protuberances, is the last thing you need in the vicinity of your nether regions.

X users howl into the void as timelines fail to load

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Emergency therapy needed

Users forced to experience Real Life for a day - the horror!

AI agent seemingly tries to shame open source developer for rejected pull request

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I'm systems rather than dev

But I'd have thought the enjoyment to be had from coding was, er, coding.

What point getting an AI to pump out stuff that, at best, *might* be adequate?

UK names Barnsley as first Tech Town to see whether AI can fix... well, anything

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"Barnsley will blaze a trail"

Yeah, I imagine a blaze of some sort will probably feature heavily at some point in the ongoing story.

I does'na know wha' happn'd officer. It just went on fire!

Windows fails to tip the scales in grocery store deployment

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So El Reg's Bork!Bork!Bork article is ... errr ... Borked?

S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain

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Standard test is...

to feed it Scunthorpe (an area in the UK) and see what it makes of it.

It's famous for getting email filters in a tizzy.

Lenovo has a hunch you’re about to try quitting VMware

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What they just don't get...

... or more likely willfully ignoring is that vast swathes of their users don't need or want all the stuff they're bundling. No matter how much its theoretical "value" it is.

What use all the wizzie stuff if all you want is to virtualize a couple of mail servers and a webserver.

Or have all your users using virtual PCs.

It's like trying to sell a truck with a trailer included as a "bargain" to a customer who only wants a truck.

Linus Torvalds tries vibe coding, world still intact somehow

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Re: Icons - enjoy the choice

As an ex-typesetter, I am highly aware of the correct useage of Em, En and hyphen/dash.

Only one of these is available on a standard qwerty keyboard however - so I don't get hung up about using it for everything informally.

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

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Merry Chistmas Mr Travaglia

Long may the BOFH and PFY continue to wreak havoc on the PHB's.

IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project

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Re: Ah, the great Y2K scare

I used to specialise in Notes/Domino - mail not so much dev.

It was pretty bulletproof.

Y2K - not an issue - it had always stored full 4-digit years.

It had 2FA before anyone had heard of the term (User ID files).

It mostly disappeared because it wasn't flashy compared to Exchange.

It also introduced web access, which was pretty seamless compared to the full Notes client.

With full public/private key encryption fundamental to how it worked.

There's still some financial companies that use it because they just don't trust Exchange.

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On the night when the clock ticked over

I was put up in a very nice hotel very near to the office of the company I worked for.

With remote access to all the systems from my laptop.

All expenses paid.

Spent most of the time raiding the mini-bar, ordering room service and reading a book.

And fielding phone calls asking me if everything was still OK.

They almost seemed disappointed that nothing whatsoever happened.

Still, a nice break for me.

Garmin autopilot lands small aircraft without human assistance

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Water landings are incredibly dangerous

Only attempted in extreme circumstances when there's literally no other option.

There's plenty of disturbing YouTube videos of airliners trying it and breaking apart catastrophicaly.

Landing/crashing in open ground would be preferable every time.

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Re: Nice job

I think that what you get with Musk is "unplugged", unfiltered by PR.

He has some controversial opinions but I think they're at least honest ones to him personally.

Do you want an honest guy with opinions you disagree with or a politician feeding you bullshit they think you want to hear to get them elected?

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Instrument Landing Systems (ILS) ...

... have been used for decades.

Traditionally the autopilot has used triangulation from radio beacons at the airport to pinpoint the plane's position and descent.

GPS is only an evolution that be turned on or off.

There's also the backup of runway lights and ground radar. Not just the lights down the centre - there's coloured lamps at the side that can only be seen if you're on the right descent.

And the onboard radar tells you altitude, when you're close to the ground, more accurately than the analog altimeter.

Even old-style ILS could, in extremis, "fly to the ground" (land). But without the pilot "flaring" - raising the nose just before touchdown - the front undercarriage may need a bit of work.

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Instrument landing sysyems (ILS)...

... have been used for decades. Garmin (and Avidyne) are gold-standard.

But remotely controlling them?

There's another thread in the last few days about cars being shut down remotely.

Any system can be hacked if it can be accessed remotely. Just don't do it - a plane's systems should be completely self contained.

Yes, in certain cases, it could save a few lives. But on the flipside, a bad-actor gaining contol of an airliner's nav system...

'PromptQuest' is the worst game of 2025. You play it when trying to make chatbots work

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I remember the original Hobbit On the Spectrum.

And a variation of Colossal Cave.

Also Ship of Doom (Adventure C) from Artic.

And of course one of the gold standards - Hitchhikers.

Go, find, and try to get your hands on the damn Babel Fish! Took me days.

And don't get me started on the bloody "pocket fluff"!

One real reason AI isn't delivering: Meatbags in manglement

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I may have mentioned this before

El Reg should start a lottery of some sort on when (not if) the AI crash happens.

Winner gets an official Reg t-shirt.

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Sorry, can't help myself, runner up gets two ;-)

Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby

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His child was traumatised?

"I'm* currently self-medicating to try to get that image out of my head!!!

Electric cars no more likely to flatten you than the noisy ones, study finds

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Re: It’s not the engine type that makes the car dangerous

Same as the problem being between the office chair and keyboard.

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Re: Noise!

I've seen and heard a Vulcan taking off.

Don't know how.many decibels but no noise regulation on the planet covers it.

I was in a tent a tent and thought an explosion had happened (only around 12 at the time).

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Call me old fashioned...

But I thought that was what horns were for?

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Cars don't count...

... unless someone's done something monumentaly stupid with the vehicle itself.

Say a home-baked nitrous rig.

The DA are about people taking *themselves* out in especially creative ways. I can't offhand recall any stories that involved innocent bystanders getting hurt.

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The Darwin Awards are based on self-selection.

They celebrate the sacrifice of brave individuals removing themselves from the gene pool before they procreate, thereby helping to lessen the prevalance of the Stupidy Gene.

Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car

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There's also the Cut&Shut

Two mostly identical cars.

One's hit a lampost, the other's been tail-ended.

Hack both down the middle, weld the undamaged ends together and respray the resulting Frankencar.

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